Johnny Mittens

Singist for the band 57 Down. (@gruffinnit)

Proud companion to two rescue greyhounds

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Imagine putting six defenders on the pitch and saying to the best player ever to lace a pair of boots "come at me bro!"

Argentina subbed to win the game, England subbed to not lose.

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@BlackstoneIntel Bolton indicted... Never has justice been this karmic. As he said about Snowdon 'he should h@ng from a very tall oak tree'

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@supertanskiii Mate, I live smack in-between four RAF bases. I'll be a shadow hugging my family against a brick wall in the first ten seconds... I ain't even trippin' 🤣

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@morphonios Great to have you back Jake

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@morphonios Considering he went on Rogan and admitted he made some bad choices in his first term, he hasn't done very well in rectifying that with his nominations. With the exception of Tulsi, they're all hawks, and AALLL of them are rabid Zionists!

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@morphonios @netflix Not just me then...! Glad it's incidental to my subscription so I'm not actually paying more for it.

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@mtaibbi @TulsiGabbard More TSA officers have been arrested and charged with stealing contents of luggage, than terrorist plots foiled by them. The funniest part is that it would still be the case if only one of them had been busted.

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@AntNumbers This is what happens when you order The Prodigy from Temu.

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@UkandNireland It's loser, you half baked, gibbering, illiterate simpleton

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@KeithHuewen Excellent episode. Really enjoyed it. Taylor has a great future in media, a really engaging and enthusiastic guy

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@motogpontnt There are a few contenders, but for me Randy Mamola and Dani Pedrosa, especially Dan as he's proving still, that at the top level of racing, he's still got it. I believe the only reason he didn't, was because the toll it took on his body.

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@rickygervais #staytoxic

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@THEWEEGMAN1975 @CWUnews You know, and I feel this has been explained many times, that when ACAS are involved in the talks, their rules state that no information on negotiations can be disseminated?

In any case, I feel some people would be angry if they had drips of steady progress daily, or none at all

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Three main things you need to know for the 20th anniversary of the invasion of Iraq:
1) all the people who did it are still in charge
2) they're not even a little bit sorry for having killed a million innocent people
3) the second they get the chance, they'll do it again

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Highlights of Simon Thompson's disastrous second appearance at the Business Select Committee. These are the absolute clown shoes that are ruining Royal Mail. I wouldn't trust them to run a bath.

#standbyyourpostie
https://t.co/hCzvsvqoD3

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@oufenix @NancyLeeGrahn Of its absolutely the same here. It's access journalism, and they shut away from situations like this rather than lose their access to politicians, notwithstanding the access they have is pointless and borderline unwatchable

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@PeterStefanovi2 @STVColin Guaranteed he's never going to interview Sunak again... So kudos to him for going for the throat.

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@mrjamesob Me "Pritti Patel is the most fascist home secretary I've ever seen"

Suella Bravermam "Hold my beer!"

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https://t.co/n5IJmEdAlm

@jimmy_dore @aaronjmate @ggreenwald @MaxBlumenthal

PLEASE retweet this EPIC rant from our own @JonathanPieNews

This shit used to be funny, used to be satire... Now it's the sad, undeniable way of life for British workers in the UK under the tories

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@Paulsbusiness27 @CWUnews Hello Simon 😉

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Absolute scenes in Parliament Square. 17,000 posties coming together to tell #SimonThompson to pack his kit and jog on @CWUnews #StandByYourPost