Johnny Morris

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@BrooklynCaachn if this was a restaurant dish what cuisine would it be

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when someone’s tone is even slightly off when talking to me and now everyone hates me and i should just die

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I won't do that to my kids. But when I'm driving, I keeping hoping that a big truck will take me out.

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@MichaelMarumn i missed the context for this entire trend, can a kind soul explain it to me

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@SkylarRobizk1c why did this just reset my entiRe mood for the day

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Das sind keine Beobachtungen, sondern Behauptungen über meine Motivation, Preise und den Rechtsrahmen.

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@HannahHowapz the emotional range this video just took me through

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Little dude absolutely nailed it at exactly 10.00 seconds 🍕

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@DonaldDiazcoka i was not emotionally prepared to open the app and see this today

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There were approximately 14 Jennifers per square mile. #WeAreAllJennifer

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For me personally it actually improves my memory keeping track of many things, and keeps me interested when I'm in a reading slump.

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@DennisNguyddz am i wrong for thinking this was better the first time around...

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[WP] In horror, you watched a co-worker break into maniacal laughter before vaulting from the window.

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How many people out there do you think have actively thought about killing you?

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It'd be nice if she could clean the toilet. Fold the laundry.