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[🎭 @JohnnyO__]

i need a tweet to pin

[𝖏𝖆𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖓𖤐 @bl0cboi]

There’s no relationship advice you can give me if your woman ugly fr

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[🎭 @JohnnyO__]

better bodyyyyy

[Jae @goddsennt]

Alkaline hmmmm

[Racqs @racks_on_racqs]

The police will come out and say they didn’t give any permission for ppl to stay home 🤣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Kids coughing with a U shaped tongue pisses me off😕.

[Mlh.ai @mlhobbyist]

@THECRIMESAGA As soon as you become a knight, you can only move in an L-shape. On the positive side, you can jump over people if you want. Even kings can't do that.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

i thought tequila was gonna make her freaky, she beat my ass last night

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

normalize cutting women off the very first time they show you they’re not interested in you.

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[Neet @neet_sol]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Stripper: “I love you”

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

keep thinking she ain’t had D in 3 months all you want to

[toxic king @toxicking]

It’s way too hot outside to be trusting a bitch rn anyway

[. @christianswrld]

Losing my bitch was the best thing that ever happened to me

[rage baiting aggy @DfishAfish]

My girlfriend just changed her profile pic and name on ig.. #whatdatmean

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good