John O'Hara

[Onward State @OnwardState]

Hey, @Wawa.

We think you'd look pretty dang good over here in Happy Valley 👀 https://t.co/Fh3FxLQOdl

[Victor Ciura @ciura_victor]

That 🎨DALL E 2 is amazing!
“Salmon in the river” 😄
Training is everything…
#dalle #AI #ML

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

MARY: Well, I just had a baby… in a barn. So, thanks to everyone who brought gifts. The gold, the perfumes. All things babies love.
Also the child who inexplicably played drums, like, right in my face.
This…this was great.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Please remember - unless you are teaching a math class - that isn’t fair to assume your students can compute a weighted average.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth?

orville wright: but in the air, yes

[John O'Hara @JohnnyOdotOrg]

@Schunkium Nope

[Penn State Men’s Hockey @PennStateMHKY]

#WeAre

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

why would they give two kids the same name

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I found your mascot @NHLSeattle_

[John O'Hara @JohnnyOdotOrg]

@NickHartmanNY To update the old saying, “Publish AND perish?”

[John O'Hara @JohnnyOdotOrg]

Wait, you can rewear a coat?!?!?!?

[Page Six @PageSix]

Kate Middleton re-wears blue Alexander McQueen coat for fourth time https://t.co/5kNO6Y9pAI

[Jeff Atwood @codinghorror]

do not ever under any circumstances say “pleased to e-meet you”

[Pat Cunnane @PatCunnane]

I ran to protect our new TV when the #earthquake hit. My wife is pregnant. We’re having a conversation now.

[Hockey Valley🎙 @HockeyValley]

Here is all of the information on tickets for next weekend's B1G Tournament games. Townies, we need you there. Students, the beach will still be there on Monday. The Pegula was built for this moment - be a part of history #PackThePeg https://t.co/AWzCDJfhqm

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

The @PennStateMHKY student section trying to get the @OhioState_MHKY goalie to fix his water bottle is just classic 😂