Johnny

Twitter is my political outlet. Retweets more than tweets. As for the GOP: I’m never surprised. I’m always disgusted.

[Covie @covie_93]

In the past 8 hours trump has:
-Praised Allah
-Says he loves inflation
-Claims the US is secretly stealing Iranian oil
-Compared himself to MLK Jr.

The media just shrug and move on.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

They act like the biggest threat to society is a single mom buying soda with food stamps instead of a billionaire buying his 13th senator.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So… Iran, a country whose military we’ve “destroyed”, was able to shoot down one of our Apache helicopters, during a “ceasefire”, in the middle of a war that isn’t a war, which is “two days” away from ending?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Reminder: Trump was president during the election he says was rigged, and when Dems were in charge he won — which means either they really suck at rigging elections or he is full of shit. (Hint: it’s the latter)

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Obama never ran away in the middle of an interview.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If you think California is taking a long time to count votes... wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein Files

[Covie @covie_93]

Jesse Watters attacks James Talarico for being "37 and not married" but watters has nothing to say about Lindsey Graham being an unmarried 70-year-old!.

[Covie @covie_93]

That man brags about ending 10 fake wars but he's out here struggling to end an actual war he started!

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during his two terms.
We don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I have voted for people who are vegan and I have voted for people who are Gay.

But I have never voted for a pedophile.

[Covie @covie_93]

Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget

Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize

Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII

Donald Trump: I can identify a camel

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I have a lot of friends who are vegan and I have a lot of friends that are trans.

But I don’t have any friends who are pedophiles.

[Covie @covie_93]

Shoutout to Pope Leo for shaking a lot of hands and remaining bruise free.

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀 @clusterbitch_]

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

It’s still Twitter.
It’s still the Kennedy Center.
It’s still the Department of Defense.
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.
And Donald Trump is still a rapist.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Demanding to have your stupid fucking face on our money is some seriously small dick energy.