Johnny Redditch

Been round Redditch more times than the 58 bus service, and just as unreliable. Satirical Account

[The Goldbergs @TheGoldbergsABC]

Welcome to a new nightmare.#TheGoldbergs

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Retrace the route, straight into an iceberg again lol.
Will Di-Craprio and Winslet be on this??

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Titanic II is scheduled to set sail in 2022 and will retrace the route of the original ship.

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

my brain while my mom is Iecturing me on something she’s already Iectured me 472848x times before

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

What if boys are really girls, and vice versa, & somebody just fucked up when naming the genders? That will fuck up an argument or 2 lol

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

@ladbible You all think too much hahaha, care more about what is between your legs (or what you "assume" is there) over real world issues!!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Hahahaha, shit coming out of Trumps mouth not included on this image!!!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“America: the Cleanest Air in the World - BY FAR!”

[VAS LEON @thisisvasleon]

No one can go back and make a brand new start...BUT... anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Morning!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

You do know @piersmorgan that Bond is a fictional character??? Dafuq does it matter, you fucking cretin!!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

He’s not carrying it, that’s my point. He’s using an emasculating papoose.
James Bond would never use a papoose to carry his babies.

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

This cunt always with the "I have more followers" playground bullshit. Piers Morgan, grow the fuck up!!!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Hi Nadia, I have 6.4m followers, you have 52. So I’d avoid playing the relevancy card if I were you.

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Now what the feck am I gonna watch!!!
And don't even say Krypton, cannot lool up to anyone who still sports tidy whitey's, even red ones!!!

[Gotham @Gotham]

Prepare yourselves, Gothamites... the final season of #Gotham is on its way. 🦇

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

@xgemsx85 Kennedy was shot for way less!!! Need somebody to shut him up, no more fake tan, dodgy hair or a mouth that excretes pure shite!!!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Mood for today! And since it is Monday, it means I have every excuse lol!!!
#moodymonday #getitoverwith

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Good morning!!!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Flashbacks from when they dumped the body? Guilt at the fleeced donations? Or just some more time in the spotlight? #horridcunt #confess!!

[LADbible @ladbible]

Maddie McCann's dad reveals severe mental health struggles after she went missing 11 years ago. https://t.co/CxAhPR1CqP

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Who knew!!!

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It is impossible to make one Hula Hoop pass through another Hula Hoop. #LawOfNature

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Today, in honor of #ConstitutionDay, impeach the President.

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Ahahahaha, class!!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

Good Morning World.
I see Trump is still making America great again, in a way that satisfies his ego like Ivanka never could!!!

[Johnny Redditch @JohnnyRedditch]

@xgemsx85 Vanity is for the weak, every image has a story to tell anf unless you understand, #shouldnotjudge