Johnny Rocker

ATL | PSU | YNWA | Chi Phi ‘97 | 409 Forever | Stefanski Loyalist

[Johnny Rocker @JohnnyRocker404]

@mrspectacy Also had like 2-3 natties stolen from him so i think it’s ok to choke once in his 3rd decade as hc

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@yuppiesgregory Hmm, fumes.

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I think i do

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Work was fucking hard, rents changed phone plans so had to go to the store, of course they fucking told me the wrong shit to do so i look like an idiot, my apple watch won’t accept the new line, my flight for a work trip got cancelled cause of the weather, and now i have diarrhea

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Knew the sophie cunningham downfall was gonna come sooner or later

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Parents switched phone carriers and sent me to the store to switch over with the most incorrect instructions possible

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@kcoleAFC @KayLFC05_ paris being a good city debatable

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Finished work up early so i could catch a movie and my fucking coworker hits me with another full day of workload

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

when you upload your resume and still have to retype your entire work history

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@yuppiesgregory They’re just cogs man cogs in the great machine

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Burn those who take their shoes off on planes

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

that girl u met at 19 was a demon from hell

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@JoeRichson4K 82 🙏

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must’ve been this parasite that’s been causing me so many poop issues these past few years and not the 12-25 beers i’ve had 4 days a week consistently

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wfh at a coffee shop absolute rocket just sat down but she’s too good for me cause i’m an awful person so why do i even bother

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@josephpulasky03 is notre dame wailing woods cause of the priests?

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alright ladies (female bartenders) let’s stop talking about our periods and start pouring drinks whattaya say?

[Atlantaholic @Atlantaholic69]

I can't stop thinking about Anne Hathaway's boobs

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dude the baby in front of me on this plane shit himself man

[FreeElChapo @cloutpriest]

Hotel room on company dime = big Griffin on the tele