Johnny Satanseed

Singer/Songwriting/Guitar Player

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

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[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

@MiaMalkova High!!!

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

@SLMPD @STLRCS Obviously, White Supremacists and Trump Supporters.... "The biggest threat to this country and democracy".... DUH!!? HULLO!!!?

[St. Louis Metropolitan Police @SLMPD]

The St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department wishes our city a safe and happy holiday season!

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

@greggutfeld Abe Vigoda has a playmate! Does the pooch have a name yet? "Jack Soo"? "Hal Linden"? "Gregory Sierra"? Kinda looks like a "Max Gail"....

[David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk @davidalangrier]

BREAKING NEWS: Actor, comedian David Alan Grier has made a formal offer to buy Twitter for a reported forty dollars in and all cash transaction. Reached for comment Grier said “It’s your move Twitter!”

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

Encore…😜😜😜

[Hollywood @DannyWQAM]

Well this may be the craziest thing I’ve seen at a college football game #HardRockCat

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

@jackanjilly Huh? You hitting the pipe again?

[The Adam Carolla Show @AdamCarollaShow]

Crazy and stupid are not mutually exclusive.

[SCV Sheriff @SCVSHERIFF]

Got several calls there was a mule in an Albertsons parking lot in SCV. Turned out it’s owner was traveling from Bakersfield and stopped at Starbucks for a drink. The mule was slightly double parked, we let it off with a warning.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

George W. Bush threw out the first pitch tonight. 16 years ago tomorrow, he threw the best first pitch in history with a bulletproof vest on

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Buddy’s wife caught a World Series home run ball and his friend STOLE IT AND THREW IT BACK!

[John P. Lopez @LopezOnSports]

"Should I use a hyphen?"
"Nah. You're good."
"Cool. Cool."

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

@ForkReporter @CrashSheridan @boxingrich @ConwayShow @GaryandShannon @MrMokelly @MarkTLive Zi) and¶€

[Baskets @BasketsFX]

In this day and age, there’s LOTS to be afraid of. Let’s not make clowns one of them. #BasketsFX

[NBC News @NBCNews]

WATCH: Texas police move a massive herd of cattle to higher ground outside of Houston

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Somebody do a painting of an Alien, a Predator & a Terminator pouring out their 40s at #BillPaxton's grave.

[Johnny Satanseed @JohnnySatanseed]

Look who jumped into the muddy Mississippi....and then went straight for the bed....Bad Kitty!