Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men

Just trying to raise my power level

[Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men @JohnnyT2828]

She told me to send her pictures of the puppy and then sent the picture back to me #momtext

[Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men @JohnnyT2828]

If they start taxing unrealized gains it’ll become impossible for middle class people to escape the matrix. Imagine your house goes up in value and you have to pay 20% tax on it while you still live there.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

A legal loophole that billionaires use to make it impossible to tax them.

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@iluminatibot Armenia*

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No one has had a feud this bad with windmills since Don Quixote

[manny @mannyfidel]

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

On this day, 1937, The Hobbit was published.

[coffee @eventualforever]

this is how he was tweeting this

[Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men @JohnnyT2828]

@CNBC God he is insufferable

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This man is a hero in my eyes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Did that motherfucker pay extra?” is a crazyyyy thing to say about a baby.

[Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men @JohnnyT2828]

@captain_moose_ @NotNikSmh @AddyMuncher No it’s not

[@philjamesson.com on bsky @PhilJamesson]

i don't know who needs to hear this, but you should release books six and seven of your critically acclaimed fantasy series A Song Of Ice And Fire

[Lancer Baseball Alumni ⚾ Legacy Account @tohsbaseball]

TOHS Baseball Class of '21 Max Muncy had two hits in Cactus League action with the big league A's. 💚⚾🖤

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@FunnyAndCoolGuy

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I get that there’s other shit he wants to do but every time he tweets about a project that isn’t The Winds of Winter I feel physical pain

[Johnny, King of the Andals and the First Men @JohnnyT2828]

@kentarokujoh No

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I know these kind of tweets are bullshit because I read 5 of these in high school lol

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Who’s read ANY of these books?

[Ian Copeland, PhD @IanCopeland5]

Antivaxers have this unfounded idea that COVID-19 vaccines are leading to people "dying suddenly".

But in a study of individuals with heart failure, the highest death rate was in the unvaccinated group.

Explain🤣🤣🤣

https://t.co/6LT9QlqqWx

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@electronzap @WomenPostingLs I had similar results in 2018. People have allergies.

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@fritzie4art So they’ve banned teachers from teaching American history and now they’re banning books. At least the kids won’t know they’re living in a dystopian novel if they aren’t allowed to read Orwell!

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First Brilliant move! Queen sacrifice!

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@POTUS Is it 23% or 30%? I’ve seen both and that is a HUGE difference.