Johnny Chu

Game designer, gambler, nerd, occasional writer. Can't decide which is more OCD: his spreadsheets for his game backlog or the ones for his Pokémon. He/him

[Johnny Chu @JohnnyTheChu]

@SimplyAllegra TEN YEARS???

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@nickjcal How many teams and picks/counterpicks per team?

[Johnny Chu @JohnnyTheChu]

I hate the new "warning sign" logo for the Houston Rockets. I get the theme, but it looks like an elevator button or other indicator that the team is heading down. The primary red doesn't help. 📉

[Johnny Chu @JohnnyTheChu]

So close! Will I be able to hit that elusive 0-82? #82and0 #0and82

https://t.co/qDRzAi6xAd

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You know what? I'mma zag and try tanking for 0-82 instead... #82and0 #0and82

https://t.co/NXnEZFG5By

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@TheCousinSal Saving for after his first outburst: Rage-ay Brown

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Chet's looking like a weak link, might have to pull him completely.

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This is predictably going to be the best series of the playoffs.

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@MerriamWebster https://t.co/VpNlFbeyIx

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

ADHD is so funny why am i procrastinating playing a video game. that i want to play

[Johnny Chu @JohnnyTheChu]

This made me think someone traveled with a giant Lego separator... @LEGO_Group

[★🦖Domi🦕★ (c0mms closed) @DOmomingo]

🖤🏳️‍⚧️

[Johnny Chu @JohnnyTheChu]

Recently started playing AI: The Somnium Files and *immediately* clocked one of my favorite voice actors in @SimplyAllegra as Boss. I'd recognize that voice anywhere!

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Here is the "I Want It That Way" scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine Japanese Dub. (Yes, the VAs actually sing the song)

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

My brain does not "jump to conclusions." It teleports to a dystopian future.

You: "Can we talk later?"

My Brain: *Initiating Doomsday Protocol. Everyone hates you. You are being fired. The FBI is on the way. Pack a bag and move to Peru.*

The Talk: "Do you want pizza for dinner?"

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Chickens when cars don’t let them cross the road

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

I am not "mysterious" or "hard to reach."

I am just a product of a childhood where expressing a basic human need felt like an inconvenience to everyone involved.

So now, instead of asking for what I want, I just vibrate quietly in the corner and hope the universe reads my mind so I don't have to break my "No Trouble" streak.

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

Media ADHD: "Ooh, look a squirrel! Let's go ride bikes!"

Real ADHD: "I am currently ruining my own life by refusing to perform a 3-minute task that would solve 90% of my anxiety.

I am fully aware of this. I am screaming internally. I physically cannot make my body stand up and do it."