Jonathan

Old account was hacked by Russians.

[Jonathan @JohnnyTheSeal]

Keyne > Kanye

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Nothing says "World Cup halftime analysis" quite like the lead presenter on their phone while the panel is talking. #FIFAWorldCup

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@SuperSportBlitz Can we get another reply of the goal please

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Trump is a megalomaniac and a danger to world peace

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Chelsea v Noah

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@sportingbet_sa

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“Dad, what was it like watching prime Rafa on clay”

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Imagine meeting your soul mate and then finding out they post stories on WhatsApp

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When girls say they are "running errands" they're actually at Woolies sniffing candles for 30 minutes

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@sportingbet_sa Styling 😎

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“Castle Lite please bru.”

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One drop of rain and people in Cape Town forget how to drive

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@sportingbet_sa "Ronaldo said the Saudi league is better than MLS"

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@crazyclipsonly @DrawThisTweet

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CHELSEA FANS

Beware of the ticket scammer account @cI_CarLCFc! They're engaging in fraudulent activities. Don’t be an idiot like me.

#ScamAlert #TicketScammer #FraudulentTickets @TwitterSupport

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Me: *Plugs phone into charger*

Eskom:

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@rainSouthAfrica Hi. I DM’d you (and logged a ticket via email) on Saturday and have yet to receive a response. This isn’t a good look for you. Do better

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SA government: no more masks

Monkeypox:

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@ShowmaxOnline Why is this not online yet?

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@VoxTalk2Us Hi. Are you guys experiencing issues in Big Bay, Cape Town? Internet is basically non-existent.