Johnny Utah

Be sure to reinforce the cooling system. -Marvin Heemeyer

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

At least he's doing something amirite?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day.

This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"Christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheists."

"Atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are Christian."

Stop fighting.

All human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are Californian.

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

Bold of you to assume Kirkmeyer can beat Weiser.

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

It is absolutely insane that Vaughn Kennedy (aka Victor Marx), a career con artist, fraud and liar is somehow this close to getting the GOP nomination here in Colorado.

When Republicans wonder why they can’t win here it’s this.

Vaughn/Marx will lose by 30+ in the general

[Adam Rossi @rossiadam]

NYC had a nuclear power plant 36 miles away called Indian Point.

It supplied carbon-free safe power that would mean no one would need to turn up their thermostats.

But it was closed in 2021 by the degrowth Death Cult. Now NYC relies on fossil fuels for 90% of its power 🫠

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

@IsaacNe74512085 @maybedanielleee Not necessarily. Troopers often stop trucks simply for the inspection. They don't need a reason to initiate a stop.

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

There is no reason to do roadside inspections. You can have the truck drive to a nearby parking lot for the inspection. This seemingly unquenchable thirst for writing tickets on the spot is costing LE lives. Yet they seem to think there's no reason to stop.

[maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸 @maybedanielleee]

Pennsylvania State Trooper Michael E. Pahira was killed during a commercial vehicle inspection on I-81 in Schuylkill County around 7 AM this morning.

While inspecting a semi-truck, another semi left the roadway and struck both Pahira’s pickup truck and the back corner of the trailer Pahira was inspecting. Pahira was trapped under the striking semi and was dragged down the road. The semi that left the roadway caught fire while Pahira remained trapped underneath.

"The driver of the tractor-trailer that struck the inspection scene was transported to a hospital. Police have not released the driver's condition or identity."

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

May the wings of freedom never lose a feather.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Happy birthday to the greatest movie ever made. Big Trouble in Little China. Released on this date in 1986

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

Dont get butthurt over someone else being prepared. It makes you look like a fool. Which you are.

[Dylan Thornsberry @dylthorn]

You would be shocked how many homeowners have a $20,000+ standby generator sitting next to their house…

And they’ve never used it.

Not once.

Just a five-figure box of “just in case.”

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

🚨 BREAKING: A @FreeBeacon investigation reveals Rep. Ro Khanna—who rails against the ultra-rich who "hoard wealth"—lives in a $6M D.C. mansion with a four-story elevator while his family's $340M+ fortune sits in the exact trusts, hedge funds, and LLCs he condemns.

Those trusts made 4,100+ stock trades worth ~$53M in 2025—even as Khanna leads the push to BAN members of Congress from trading stocks—while he claims "zero knowledge" of the trades.

His kids (under 10) hold stakes in three private golf clubs, a $65B wealth firm, and a distressed-debt hedge fund—the same vehicles he attacks—while his wife drives a $190K Range Rover.

Bottom line: Khanna's fortune is built and shielded exactly the way he says the rich shouldn't do it.

https://t.co/zFjDVlKSSZ

[Jay @OneFineJay]

So basically we lost a chronicle of a guest who showed off really good places in America that many have not heard of, and his reward was endless harping about being a corporate grifter of some kind I really hope you are all proud of yourselves

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

His kids are stock market wizards.

[Andrew Kerr @AndrewKerrNC]

NEW: @FreeBeacon has the receipts on Ro Khanna’s obscene, oligarchic wealth:

—his 2 kids (under 10yrs old) own 3 private golf courses in Ohio (not kidding)

—his wife drives a $190,000 luxury Range Rover

—his house has a 4-story indoor elevator

And more:https://t.co/Bk6nS7WRwT

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

Imagine thinking Pueblo is part of the four corners. Lol

[Collin Gross @CollinGrossWx]

The wildfire outbreak in the Four Corners Region continues to worsen each day…

Several large, intense fires are visible on satellite tonight, including the #AspenAcresFire in Pueblo County, Colorado. It started this morning and has already burned 23,000 acres. #COwx

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

I don't consider myself MAGA, but yes.

[Sarah @sarahtexe]

Question for MAGA from a liberal woman. "Hi, I'm just wondering if you guys who voted for Trump – did you vote for the Department of Education to be dismantled? Because that's what he's doing right now.

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

RT @SomeWelder: GenX grew up under the constant threat of nuclear holocaust, were afforded almost zero supervision in our formative years,…

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

You can go down a mountain too slow a thousand times. You only go down too fast once.

[Dave @realbigguydave]

Being in a hurry and ignoring the steep decline use lower gear sign makes this guy a fucking loser. Lemme guess he has a diaper on his head as well. 🙄🙄

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

1. They're not free. Taxpayers are footing the bill.
B. Why TF aren't the parents feeding their own kids?
Third. This IS bad.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Republicans will look you dead in the eye and say this is bad.

[Johnny Utah @JohnnyU2019]

Who do I believe?

A government agency or a scumbag politician?

I hate both.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Pete Buttigieg says his children were separated from him over a false CPS report.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

You’re the greatest meme ever, no you are 😭

[JeffXmemes @JeffXmemes]

On behalf of all memers, Marco welcomes Sophie Cunningham to the couch.