John Mathai

Magician | Comedian | Accountant

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@Gcarmi21 Or we should have just drafted him (or Gonzalez) instead of Emmanuel Forbes. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@GrantPaulsen Help me understand prospect ranking: guys like YoYo clearly have better stats and production than Ronny Cruz, DFG, but are nowhere near the top ten prospect list. It’s only one game but if you told me he was drafted at Dylan Crews spot, I would believe it. What is the logic? Thx.

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@BenStandig I will never understand why they pay a large allocation of their cap for DTs like Payne and Kinlaw, and those players get the least amount of snaps. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Does not seem very efficient at a time when everything is about analytics.

[Patrick Hope @HopeforVirginia]

It's such an honor to present the @CulpepperGarArl Legacy of Grace Award to volunteers Susan Philp, Valerie Welshand, and John Mathai for their many contributions to older adults in Arlington. https://t.co/TcvXPe1IhU via @gazetteleader23

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@TasteOfCountry Morgan Wallen “Tennessee Fan”

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@thomloverro @JacksonSports @ESPNradio941 While scrolling, when I saw the words “burn down” on the sign, I thought Thom was finally going to recount the details of the fraternity house.

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@Russellmania621 Just Ron being Ron and saying whatever he thinks he should in the moment. Nothing else to see or think here.

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@AndrewBrandt In my opinion, the problem for veteran RB’s is not that the position is devalued. The problem is that so many good ones are available in the middle rounds of the drafts. It’s simple economics of supply and demand.

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@richeisen In my opinion, the problem for veteran RB’s is not that the position is devalued. The problem is that so many good ones are available in the middle rounds of the drafts. It’s simple economics of supply and demand.

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@kevinsheehanDC @thomloverro Almost four years later and @thomloverro provides a small amount of more detail on the fraternity house fire. Still waiting for the 30 for 30 on this long-awaited story.

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@kevinsheehanDC @thomloverro So let me get this right. 1) Thom goes across the street get a case of beers and 2) the roommates are running out of the room saying Thom set the room on fire. You’d think a writer who wins awards every week would be able to explain with more detail. #TellTheWholeFireStory

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@RGIII Lamar should probably thank Deshaun, Russell and Kyler for some of this. All big QB contracts from last year and all appear to be mistakes. Timing is everything.

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@dougherty_jesse @mlbtraderumors I would say that Voit isn’t worth $8.2 million to this team, but our GM valued Nelson Cruz at $15 million so 🤷🏾‍♂️

[John Mathai @JohnnyUnleashed]

@jimmyfallon Halloween Candy #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie

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@Nationals CJ looks like Lamar Jackson out there avoiding the rush and making the perfect throw!

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@coleswindell “She Had Me at Heads Carolina” is an all-timer!

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@grantpaulsen You can’t put a value on enforcing the unwritten rules of baseball. Can’t expect that kinda invaluable contribution from the kid.

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I accidentally call more people than I intentionally call. So if you get a call from me, don’t bother.

[John Mathai @JohnnyUnleashed]

Why is it anytime I’m yielding to a long line of traffic, the last car before I make this long awaited left turn is someone hoping for a red light to type in their Wordle guess? #DMVtraffic

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@NFL @BuffaloBills It looks 60 degrees outside whenever the Bills are on offense.

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I throw away the ketchup when it requires any amount of effort to squeeze the last drops out of the bottle. #CantHideMoney @johnbcrist