Johnny Utah

Living life in the fast lane | AU’ 04 | Goldman Sachs Class of 05-06 | Intern Hater | 8.7 HCP |

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7pm college football games are better than sex. Prove me wrong

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@jojorgs28 @LordHoward69 This was one of the more “enjoyable” nights. Well said Paulie.

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Im beyond thrilled to watch this LSU Ole Miss game tomorrow. Big day of day drinking and watching college football tomorrow.

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@jojorgs28 Looks quite delicious Paulie

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@jojorgs28 Niche reference

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#WheresNooner? LANK

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@QueefMurphy “We’re in a rough patch right now kind of on and off”

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Found a dildo in my roommates room today? He said “ it’s a long story. “ What the fuck do I do!!!!!

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@litebeerasschug I can already tell the type of person you are. Faggot.

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In a class talking about Alix Earle. #WhatTheFuck

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I’m excited to drink and watch football this week.

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@petersparker233 Do you have any nepotism in you

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@jaylombardi87 Put some fins on haole

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@BonerHannah That brand is mid

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@jojorgs28 Exciting news

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@numbaunogroypa Grow up

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@jojorgs28 @texasdebater Been there man Vegas is different

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@DkeDavis It’s the off season

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@ScrimboSaggins Goldfish but in the plastic bag nothing else

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@Randal2faded Same thing happened to me I wanted to die warm water is ur best friend for the next 3 hours hella Advil too