JohnnyWhalecock

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As an adult male...

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@nudeobama My rat had a tumor growing on it, so nothing was as it was supposed to be internally. I think... I think I failed.

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I had a really crappy day, but then I remembered there are people out there with Alien Ant Farm tattoos

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Hell yes. @PedroPascal1 #TheLastofUs

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Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like the child of Linda Hamilton and Ron Perlman's "Beast."

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@peteholmes @pattonoswalt Pete, all of your Batman sketches are so freaking good man. They're just as funny every time I see them.

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I walked into the kitchen for two minutes to grab a drink, and I come back to Nugget sleeping on my @tacobell bean burrito like it's a pillow.

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It was so hot today... It was so hot today, it looks like I Jerry-curled my butt pussy.

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@ksorbs You're such an idiot.

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@zachbraff Did they miss a credit? 🤔

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@CarrieCnh12 You're an idiot.

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@krisisblackstar You're an idiot.

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@SegooLee You're an idiot.

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@AmericaHatesUs You're an idiot.

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@ThatWhiteboy713 @stoolpresidente Showing off that brilliant mind of yours, I see. Haha. Well, take care of yourself. Please don't have children.

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@RGIII You're an idiot.

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@ThatWhiteboy713 @stoolpresidente So you shouldn't defend dipshit behavior.

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@ThatWhiteboy713 @stoolpresidente Here's the real problem with this... People's lack of intelligence. So, everyone talks about "liberal agenda" and "Hollywood elite." Do you think you could've walked up to Chris Rock and hit him in the face? Absolutely not. You'd have been charged with assault. That's a problem

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@ThatWhiteboy713 @stoolpresidente Lmao. Okay, domestic violence. As much fun as this has been, one of us has a job to get to in the morning.

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@stephenasmith @willsmith It took Chris Rock to turn Will into Tupac…. That’s all Jada ever wanted!!!🤷🏾‍♂️

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Right now some lucky kid is looking down at Jada’s goofy head while she blows him