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@notthefakeDNP That's a size nine, dress.

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@ladiesof_RE I'd buy a house if the realtor showed up in a bikini to show it to me.

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We won't forget you, Charlie Kirk.

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@cecegkh Houston - 1978.

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Nowadays, chicken wire should be thought of not as a suggestion but as a mandatory staple of your set decoration - or a rider on your venue contract.

Country singer ends concert early after fans throw beer at stage during Oklahoma performance https://t.co/JBmLYziUZN #FoxNews

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Pelosi ACT is misguided. Instead of prohibiting politicians and family from trading stocks, etc., they should continue trading unabated BUT with one switch - every single transaction be visible to the public, IN REAL TIME, & notated different so the politicians' trades stand out.

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At my age now, it takes me an hour or more to paint the porcelain in the morning. If my lower GI tract was an assembly line at the Ford Motor Company, it would've been shut down and the workers laid off for lack of production and efficiency.

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Forget deporting these animals. Just execute them! And the same for the other illegal aliens murdering on U.S. soil.

Maryland illegal immigrants arrested after woman found murdered in woods: officials https://t.co/Th2c6PQhk3 #FoxNews

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Can they release the audio from the Blue Origin all-female "astronaut" capsule? I'm very interested to know what was being said for 12 minutes. #BlueOrigin #astronaut #womeninspace

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Blue Origin will shoot the first all female space crew into space today. I'm petitioning Jeff Bezos for the NEXT flight to be an all 7-Eleven cashier crew. #M7EGA! Make Slushies Great Again!

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This Colorado "constitutional conservative", Jeff Hurd, and other Republicans think they know The Art Of The Deal BETTER than the man who wrote the book and lives it every day! I call shenanigans on these guys. #MAGA

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Let me be clear Ilhan: any human being crossing a country's sovereign border without prior and proper permission is and always will be an illegal alien. #illegal #undocumented #BorderSecurity

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@iris_seraphina I see a puppy lying out in the cold snow, possibly dead.

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@megynkelly If Colorado's ballot ban on Trump is allowed to stand, can't Coloradans simply vote for Trump as a write-in candidate? #writein

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@RachelBitecofer He looks like a hybrid of 70s porno and pedo.