your mom leaves for a few days with the fridge stocked and 30 bucks on the counter for pizza and you're all settled in to goof off and stay up late and then your dumbass 9 year old brother drops a dumbbell on his head. I know these kids were livid
I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
That’s because most men don’t travel. If you see a man traveling it’s either for work or he has a woman with him and she’s planned it. Y’all don’t have real hobbies and aren’t too curious about the world around you. Not to mention, you don’t have the funds to do so.