Johnny

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[The Lower League Look @LowerLeagueLook]

You can't write this shit.

[͏ ͏😹 @SambiSZN__]

Best ever quote to come from a football podcast

[Joe Shanley @Joeshanleyy]

Shit bastards took them 10 minutes to score the opener when we had no one on the pitch

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Dan Burn when he sees Messi take a heavy touch on Wednesday 😂

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[RS @SargentBobo]

We’ve never needed a resurgence in football violence more.

[Sprog @Sproggy88]

Add France in too lads… because what happens when you’re a good team and seeded in the top 10, you get drawn against proper shit teams like, let’s say, Scotland…

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

How can you taunt someone about a war that you LOST

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[S @KINGY657]

Scottish “nationalist” won’t support England because we colonised them (we didn’t) but they’ll support Norway who actually did colonise them, strange bunch

[Thomas🦉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TNuto2003]

Fair play mate what a comeback

[ToonDeepDive @ToonDeepDive]

Dan Burn’s heat map is a thing of beauty

[K @Kieranbcfc2]

To put it simply this is what it should look like to play for your country. He truly would die for the shirt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[AJ @AJ_909]

when you consider the following:
- shot power
- shot trajectory
- block proximity
- dan burn skull thickness
- low air resistance

this must be furthest a ball has ever been headed in football history. and i can't see how it's physically possible for it ever to be beaten

[OJ @OJT899]

Happy Monday 😂😂😂

[Nathan 🦉 @Nathanswfc2004]

Why are you up at 3:30am watching England 😂😂😂😂

[Aryan🚶 @AryanGangvani]

"Jude Bellingham isn't the next zidane he's the first Jude Bellingham"

[Lewis Smart @LewisSmart7]

Sir Daniel Burn after coming on last night

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Jordan Pickford was taking no chances in the 98th minute.