The mad dash to unbuckle your seat belt to stand up and rush for your carry on bag will never not be hilarious to me. You’re not getting off the plane any faster than just chilling until it’s your rows turn.
Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng.
Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him.
Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.
Nobody does that unless it's the Subway Series. If they do, it's rare. Yankees fans have been flooding Citi Field this year for a few reasons:
- Our ballpark is flat out better
- Regardless of what's going on game wise, it's overall more fun being at the games
- As much as you don't want to admit it, you're still sad that your boyfriend left the Bronx for Queens
The New York Mets, losers of six straight, are down 6-0 and facing Jacob deGrom. Since starting 45-24 and owning the best record in MLB, the Mets are 31-47, better than only the Rockies, Twins and Nationals. This isn't a collapse. It's a disintegration.