Johnny

“homicidal maniac” get under my lawn (dm for rp)

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fucking hell

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what the fuck happened here

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what

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because I didn't feel like getting up today

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mmmm yummy I love entrails falling from the ceiling on to my fucking mac and cheese

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update: I've added more foreskin to the mailbox

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why do so many porn accounts follow me I'm quite literally a homicidal maniac

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you ever get the feeling you're being watched? it's me, I'm coming to kill you

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sorry for the lack of, anything really, I was locked in some basement in Arizona, please don't ask how or why I was in Arizona

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been a while

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@RiseAbove69420 @LunyDoobles blue

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it's April, why is it 100 degrees? the smell from the basement is leaking into my living room and now my piranha looks even more dead than it was before

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I am going to light myself on fire and run into a movie theater just to see how long it takes for anyone to stop me

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@DAMAGEDFIL33 "considering how loud my footsteps are, I'm surprised."

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nevermind they had them, guess I killed the sales clerk for nothing. oh well :P

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I'm losing my mind in the middle of a 7/11 why the FUCK DID THEY GET RID OF THE FROOTY POPS?? I WILL CARVE OUT YOUR BODIES WITH NOTHING BUT A PLASTIC SPOON! FUCK MY TOES!!

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it smells fucking awful what did you fuckers put in the air

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I leave for an unspecified amount of time and this shit happens, man the things that go on when I'm rotting in my basement

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I hate it here