johnnymac

bringing you the thoughts of my head, live. perfectly imperfect.

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

Guys let me tell you about my best friend. #WeBack

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It should be against the law for chic fil a to advertise on Sundays.

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@windsorstweets If all the kids die, who’s he going to sniff? We must protect the kids at all cost.

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@RealHousewifeMi @allysonnlynn No but the pope might.

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

I bet all the “ADHD med alternative” products came from people cracked out on adderall thinking they could solve the adderall shortage.

[Puro San Antonio @PuroSanAntonio]

LET’S GO HONKING!!! #GoSpursGo

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

💥💥💥@spurs fans celebrating #1 draft pick by honking on Commerce St. #KSATnews #GoSpursGo #PorVida

https://t.co/vzxHbOywSm

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

Giannis to San Antonio 🔜

(RT to spread the word 🗣️)

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

Everyone wearing their sxsw badges, like mam this is a Whataburger and the guy next to you is talking to invisible people…. Who are you trying to impress.

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

Nothing says “Austin Texas” like a guy talking about the woes of American capitalism wearing a $275 pair of swim trunks from aviator nation.

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@trippyghost Bro really? I heard it’s good… I don’t want to be disappointed lol

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

Me if Spurs don't get Victor Wembanyama

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

Do they play the Super Bowl commercials in the arena? If not, why wouldn’t anyone go to the superbowl?

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

Yoooo that’s wild! Where’s this energy when it comes to women’s bodies??

[Fox News @FoxNews]

'NO CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY': @TuckerCarlson rips liberals for pushing government regulation into Americans' personal lives.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin😭😭

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

@LakeShowYo Lmao

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This new brand of folky country music is what we needed the entire time.

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I’ve reached the point in studying Spanish where I get adds in Spanish, but can’t understand them lol.

[johnnymac @Johnny_switzz]

I can’t stop waking up at 5am 😅