The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!!

*PARODY SATIRE ACCOUNT * 2/08/2024 VICTORY DAY!!!!!! I have exorcised the demons. MY JOB HERE IS DONE.

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

I got a strange message today. Apparently someone mistook my account for someone else and mass flagged it. According to his email my account might be terminated. If it does. Oh well. No big loss. It was fun interacting with you.

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

Casual Saturday afternoon in the '80s...shaking hands with Skeletor in the toy store.

[@JSM319 @SammyGr43595219]

Why would anyone need @davemeltzerWON approval, his analysis and grading of matches & events have been rendered irrelevant. He’s deteriorated his credibility & is an afterthought, his journalism is compromised.

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

Correct. Booker T isn’t a huge fucking nerd that bases pro wrestling on Japanese anime.

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

Bruv, bruv, bruv and more bruv. Oh… did I mention bruv?

[Ringside News: WWE & AEW Wrestling News @ringsidenews_]

Will Ospreay Fires Back at Claim Mask vs. Mask Match Overshadows His Career https://t.co/29w1Mh8Jan

[Dyerbolical Horror (☥𝐃𝐁) @DyerbolicalDB]

Elvira and Pee-wee Herman together on her 1982 Halloween Special is pure 80s spooky chaos.🎃

Elvira hosting, Pee-wee showing up in his ghost costume with a bag of tricks, and the two legends trading ridiculous lines like old friends.

[M1ntyRetr0 @M1ntyRetr0]

The last two years he's been known as "The guy WWE turned down because he couldn't handle the grind"

So in a way his statement is inaccurate.

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

@zfg_gfy @BBGreatMoments The insignia on the hat looks too much like the Dodgers. To the point of rip off. The KC should have been interlocked like the old KC A’s insignia.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

The Montreal Expos logo

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

@c1nnamonbunny Social Media has legitimized mental illness. Putting that out there for the world to see isn’t normal. Isn’t sane.

[Colin @BasedCLC]

AEW sickos will watch a grown man chase another grown man on all fours like a dog, and then they'll tweet about Danhausen.

[Alfred Konuwa @ThisIsNasty]

Dave Meltzer embodies the spirit of AEW because of how uncool & out-of-touch he is. So when he develops an autistic crush on Ospreay, Young Bucks, Omega, etc, they become Lolcows vicariously thru Dave.

Now this idiot is obsessed with Kendal Grey and BOY is it getting creepy😬🙅‍♀️

[Eddie Gillette @MrEddieGillette]

Bad news for JCW. Views on YouTube are way down. Time for a creative shake up? New booker perhaps?

Episode 84: 28k views
Episode 83: 27k views
Episode 82: 32k views
Episode 81: 35k views
Episode 80: 37k views
Episode 79: 40k views
Episode 78: 51k views
Episode 77: 42k views

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

@c1nnamonbunny I loved them back in the day. There was even a MJ commercial.
https://t.co/WwkJ72vtsC

[The One, The Only Wrestling Taco (PARODY)! HUH!!!! @Johnnyfive1232]

@ZineMatica @MetalHeadChic21 I watched this movie a lot. This song isn’t sung by Stoney Jackson or Robert Townsend?
https://t.co/m5kWKes1aK

[Jon Draper @iamjondraper]

Today is Kevin Castle’s birthday. I know many of you have expressed to me how his death has impacted you, and how many of you miss his presence on social media and his wrestling commentary. The best thing you could do in his memory today, is feed a stray animal.

[Wrestling Magazine @WrestleMagazine]

Gangrel in his Shane Douglas phase

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

Never forget when Sid Vicious was accompanied to the ring by his real-life neighbor turned coach for the night, Seth, who has Down's Syndrome

Seth even cuts a backstage promo

He was a tremendous human. Very humble guy outside the ring ❤️🥹

[🇺🇲 Hulk Patriot 🇺🇲 @Deebs70]

The greatest pro wrestling movie in cinema history was released on this day 37 years ago, Jack!

[@JSM319 @SammyGr43595219]

Remember last week when Jack Perry was pretending to be Rocky, well here’s your real Rocky .

Play that theme music…