John Kuhn

I like beer

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“Wanna go to the bar tonight?”
Me:

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If you’re throwing up posts on LinkedIn even weekly take a long look in the mirror

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Awful day to be a beer

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@joemauersdad Average day for Paul

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I’m putting some form of spike or something on my door so I can smash the fuck out of peoples car doors when they park like retards. Oh you parked over the line in the parking garage? Here’s 3 dents in the side of your shit box

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If you don’t pull into the intersection to turn left on a flashing yellow you should be stoned in the street

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I just got back to back lingerie posts from Sydney Sweeney and Kim K on my instagram. It brought me joy.

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Back foot from the 40 yard line is impressive. But, if the DB makes a remotely good play on a ball that was in the air for 3-4 seconds the game is over. Fuck you Ben Johnson enjoy Cancun

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Anne Hathaway is so slept on

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

We just loss a playoff game to a nigga w purple nails we fkn suk bear azz! Bare ass!!!
We don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Straight like that.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“How ass is Brandon McManus?”

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There’s something I miss about waking up violently hungover some sundays

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On a fishing trip with a guy named pork chop

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The red chimichurri at chipotle has me in shambles

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Random thought of the day: @joemauersdad and @JustinRost420 went golfing with ex basketball coach days after he was canned because of a 0-10 start. #boomshakalakalakalaka

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LeBron’s opening line being…”First of all, happy…happy International Women’s Day” cracks me up EVERY time 😂😂

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@joemauersdad Interesting Tuesday for Paul

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What if fish are aliens that came from an all water planet and didn’t realize this planet wasn’t all water. #johnsthoughts

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That was the worst fight I’ve ever watched

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I’m drinking and gambling.

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@JustinRost420 @Princehasdied It was, Justin. Welcoming the comeback

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It’s going down. @JustinRost420 @Princehasdied