JohnnyyJ

26 | Trying to scale SPACE MOUNTAIN! | @RegimentGG | #STUDfam

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

Is this how you start a game?

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@AzuraAnarchy That shit is Gas asf!

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@ImNotEffective How you get bronze?? I get placed in Plastic!? 😭😂😂

[🐰 jo @hmbutter]

i'll have a bad day and hop on valorant just to make it worse

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@_routers if i figure out my info, you can use it

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@MajdKhader_ that sounds like a vibe

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

I really hope this Caleb Williams cover is real

Idgaf about a Madden curse, it would be sick to finally have a #Bears player on the cover of Madden

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@El_Verdict they be weird asf

[Miilato @miiilato]

by 25 you should have:
-maximum of 3 friends
-no money in saving
-PTSD from at least 1 toxic relationship
-back pain

[Trouxinha @euovitinn]

qnd vc finalmente perde o interesse em alguém q queria mt

[Words @itswords_]

My relationship status:

〇 in a relationship
〇 single
〇 situationship
⬤ Not even bothering anymore. Done.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Allow your friends to distance themselves to fix their lives not everything is about you.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

The Pentagon has released UAP footage showing a humanoid figure identical to what was seen over Sequoia National Park in 2015.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

Call of Duty Could never

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Riot
> 2014 anti-cheat team is 3 guys
> legacy system Packman barely works
> 2020 ship Vanguard, kernel-level, on boot
> internet calls it a Chinese rootkit
> ship it anyway
> ban 3.6M Valorant cheaters in 4 years
> one ban every 37 seconds
> 2024 force it onto League, 175K bans in months
> scripting drops below 1% for the first time in 4 years
> Elysium, Oasys, Zeitgeist all shut down
> May 22 2026 flip IOMMU on DMA rigs, they blue-screen mid-match
> tweet "congrats on your $6k paperweight"

a Tencent rootkit just bricked a $6,000 wallhack rig and the only people mad are the guys who bought one

[JohnnyyJ @JohnnyyJ]

@goreslips damn

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

unfortunately this throw exists