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CNBC’s Joe Kernen: “I’m trying to do as much as we can.”
President Trump: “You can go ahead.”
Joe Kernen: “I hope that’s okay.”
President Trump: *Turns to Aide* “If he needs a little more time, just relax. I’m not Kamala. They give her – they give them four minutes, and then start screaming at them.”
“Don’t be nervous, okay?”
Joe Kernen: “I’m only in the Oval Office with – no I’m not.”
President Trump: “He’s been my friend for a long time, and he’s a good man too.”
When the president gets away with raping kids, stealing thousands of classified documents, and mounting a deadly coup attempt, but an Olympian gets brought up on federal charges for pulling paint chips out of a pool, you’ve got yourself a shithole country.
Psaki: Now, in order to put on this celebration, Trump is using $68 million of taxpayer money. At least some of that money is being paid to a company called Event Strategies Incorporated. It's run by a group of Trump allies. We don't know how responsible they are for the 68 million of your tax dollars going towards this event. But so far, that money has paid for a janky ferris wheel plagued by power outages, a couple of tents with chairs in them, a temu version of Trump's planned arch, which appears to be falling apart and seems like it's being held together with a slapdash sealant job and, of course, some bizarre entertainment, half of which seems to just be Trump officials sitting on stage, basically filling the time. So how much of that $68 million actually went to the state fair, and how much to Event Strategies Incorporated did they get to keep for themselves?
This is absolute cinema 🎥
🇺🇸Journalist Kernen: "You made a ton of money in crypto. Do you even know about those crypto deals?"
🇺🇸Trump: "Yeah I know. Nothing illegal there."
🇺🇸Kernen: "Title 18, Section 208. It’s criminal law that stops gov workers from making money off official stuff."
🇺🇸Trump: "Don’t know it."
That’s a journalist with SPINE 👏.
In a real democracy, Trump would have face 5 years in prison for this crime.
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel has reportedly ordered more than 250 FBI intelligence personnel from field offices across the country to help reinvestigate Trump's 2020 Georgia election fraud claims, according to newly surfaced internal documents.
The memo reportedly authorizes weekend and holiday overtime and directs offices nationwide to surge resources into the Atlanta-based investigation.
Trump at Mount Rushmore:
We can only lose the midterms if we allow ourselves to lose the midterms.
If we terminate the filibuster and pass the Save America Act, Republicans will not lose an election for 100 years.
🚨 NOW: President Trump is making his way through DC en route to Joint Base Andrews, where he’ll get on Air Force One towards SOUTH DAKOTA
47 will be giving an HISTORIC speech at MOUNT RUSHMORE tonight, on the eve of America’s 250th
Should be awesome! 🇺🇸
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🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just posted that acting Director of National Intelligence Bill Pulte just fired DOZENS of intel DEEP STATE officials
PULTE UNLEASHED! LFG 🔥
"The intelligence official told MS Now that the Trump administration was removing officials 'who they believe are deep state' and who have allegedly failed to provide complete pictures of available intelligence."
Keep going, @Pulte!
America at 250
4th of July
The week that wasn’t
Corruption on a scale we’ve never seen before.
So excited to be back in New Mexico! 🌶️ And, for all of the amazing community work we’re up to across ABQ, Corrales, Valencia, Mountainair, Moriarty, the East Mountains, Willard, Manzano and so much more this week. We won’t let them steal our joy!
Happy Fourth of July, everyone!
I am in tears. President Trump just walked out to a HUGE crowd at Mount Rushmore chanting: “USA”
Such a HISTORIC moment that will be remembered for centuries to come 🇺🇸
Absolutely chilling words from Jack Smith:
“I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime".
Remember, this man saw firsthand how corrupt and crooked Trump was.
Trump voters are shocked by the scale of Trump’s grifting after it was revealed that he made over $2 billion in 2025:
“I don’t think it was the Donald Trump that we saw in 2016, and I don’t think that he can make up for it in what’s left of his current term.”
🚨 JUST NOW: Ugandan Mayor Zohran Mamdani just told every American he knows what America is — FOREIGNERS, surrounding George Washington's desk
THIS IS NOT AMERICA, IT'S AN INVASION
The Founders did NOT form this country so communist 3rd worlders could come here and destroy our civilization!
GTFO!
This should piss us all off.
With any other president, America’s 250th anniversary would belong to all of us. Instead, Trump made it political, divisive, and, most of all, made it about himself.
Folks aren’t celebrating America because we’re exhausted from being forced to celebrate one man’s ego.
🚨 TRUMP ECONOMY IS SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS, BEST QUARTER SINCE PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS LAST IN OFFICE!
Stock market exploding: S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all SURGING! Americans’ 401(k)s getting fatter by the day. Working families keeping MORE of their hard-earned money thanks to Trump tax cuts.
Trade deficit SHRINKING as U.S. exports smash records month after month. Trillions in new investment pouring in, more factories, more jobs, more opportunity for REAL Americans.
This is what WINNING looks like, folks.
The Golden Age of America is here and we’re just getting started!
🚨 MAYOR MAMDANI���S 250TH “SPEECH” GOES DOWN IN FLAMES — WHAT A TOTAL BOMB!
While President Trump lights up Mount Rushmore with fireworks, B-52s, and pure American pride, NYC’s socialist mayor Zohran Mamdani tries to upstage him and delivers the most boring, dark, lifeless dud of the day.
Awkward lighting, random immigrants standing behind him like props, beard guy just sitting there scolding America, calling us racist, and pushing his twisted “patriotism” of endless complaining. Felt like a Dependence Day speech, not Independence!
This 35-year-old Ugandan immigrant with zero real job experience and rich parents lectures 250 years of American greatness?
Bro, calm down. No one’s scared of your communism. We love this country, we celebrate its wins, and we’re not tearing it down!
Trump brings the energy and the fireworks. Mamdani brings the hate and the snooze. What a contrast on America’s big day!
BREAKING: President Trump just announced he is PARDONING SIX PEOPLE. They were hunted down by Biden’s administration for FIXING THEIR CARS
GOD BLESS TRUMP 🙏
BREAKING: House Democrats are accusing President Trump of diverting donations intended for the bipartisan America250 commission to his own Freedom 250 organization.
According to the allegations, some donors were allegedly given banking information for the Trump-backed group instead of the congressionally authorized America250 initiative without their knowledge. Democrats argue that, if proven, the conduct could amount to wire fraud.
Americans deserve confidence that donations made to commemorate the nation's 250th anniversary go exactly where donors intended.
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