Laruenda Johnson

real exwife of @bob72613594 (How I met your mother fan)

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@GMC THIS IS SO TRUE! LOVE THE TRUCK!

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@muddywaterstree @AbdulElSayed Are you there, mentally speaking?

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@SpeaksSojourner @AbdulElSayed Do you have schizophrenia or are you just like that?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

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I would really love if this tweet could get to the right people. I’m 74 and just want this one thing.

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Nardwuar should interview Denzel Curry again in my opinion. @POTUS

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“I got an internship at Google” “I got an internship for Microsoft” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I got an internship at the shadow court! I’ll be controlling every aspect of your life!!!!

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Nardwuar should interview Denzel Curry again in my opinion. @POTUS

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(Slam poetry)
2016 Vine comps, I view
Shouting out my car like
Free Shavacado.
Damn,
Didn’t know he was locked up.

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@dougfregin I am older and wiser

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Using wands you’ve never heard of casting spells you can’t pronounce

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“We bring the boom, your favorite father and son”? I don’t think so. My favorite father and son is Jesus and the lord. Amen.

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@asimbawe Hello Kassem G, I am 74 years old and I love you.

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One of the greatest things I’ve ever done is ragebaiting Tomy Myers

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The original saw

[ambrosia 𓄧 @S1LNTHLL]

the original Saw is an indie horror

you’re next is an indie horror

terrifier is an indie horror

longlegs is an indie horror

the substance is an indie horror

SUPPORT INDIE HORROR. WATCH INDIE HORROR. TALK ABOUT INDIE HORROR!

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No I did not “rizz up the huzz.” I used pathos, logos, and ethos to establish a line of reasoning and convince them.

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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Hideo Kojima is my favorite

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I’d like to apologize for a recent statement I made

[Laruenda Johnson @JohnsonBoob]

ILL NEVER APOLOGIZE