Julia.

Human equivalent of yellowing plastic. She/her.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

My life mostly revolves around where I can get my next egg salad sandwich.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@Oilersthisweek @CastanetNews Read the article folks: She fractured her hip and hurt her head. Can’t really get up and on with your day from that.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@DuffNduff @CastanetNews She fractured her hip and hurt her head. Can’t really get up and on with your day from that.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@SleepyCongress1 @CastanetNews She fractured her hip and hurt her head. Can’t really get up and on with your day from that.

[VisuallyBetter @Isuckatpicking]

My Enmax bill total for June/July/August

2022 - $574.03
2023 - $1,164.84

Increase of 103% versus a year ago.

Carbon tax

2022 - $57.47
2023 - $64.49

It’s not the carbon tax that’s making life unaffordable. It’s the UCP and @ABDanielleSmith

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@Cass403 Plane crash near heart creek trail

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@CraigBaird Is this from a tracer test? Give the people what they want. A source!

[trash jones @jzux]

my best friend and i made a pact that if we’re both still single when we’re 40 we will go on a horrifying nationwide crime spree

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@winniecode I tried to do that as a class pet when I was 12 but everyone fed it too much and it died of constipation, mid poop, like Elvis.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@Cass403 I got the 64S too. It’s funny what I’ve splurged on though. I’m using an old old scale and a homemade wdt tool.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@Cass403 I’ve gone hard in to this realm. I’m waiting on the new timemore grinder from their kickstarter and just got the dual boiler Belezza Bellona. Love it so much.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

I took a new job because my old one was too easy and my new one is hard. How did I do this to myself.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

Hey @WestJet , hire more grounds crew in PSP. Signed, sitting on the tarmac for 20mins and I have to pee so bad all because you only have one grounds crew.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@420flower69 Brian did this with a weight vest and it took about 10mins until it was too much

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@Neil_Zee Do you mean the national park booking system?

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@winniecode I’m always confused if what is going to be and then I’m like ohhhhhhhh so it’s either a white guy or Morgan freeman

[cal? @cal_gif]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[ScanBC @ScanBC]

Abbotsford crews are responding to a report of a person that got a nose bleed and for a 2nd person who fainted after seeing the blood.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@winniecode I love this because all of my targeted ads are gay couples begging me to be an egg donor and surrogate.

[Julia. @JohnsonJuliaM]

@winniecode Talk about a Nepo-baby!