KrockLobsterJohnson

The coolest crustaceans since Paulies couch crabs.

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

I actually shanked that BITCH. I hate clowns. One more to go... @krockjosh @krockajl

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

I feel like Tupac. #AllEyezOnMe @krockjosh @krockajl

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

I feel like I'm being watched... @krockjosh @krockajl #LobsterCam

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

How I feel living here sometimes. @krockjosh @krockajl #LobsterWillCutaBitch

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@mellokittie @ASidarijr @krockjosh they're DELICIOUS!!

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@krockajl @j_rivs @krockjosh that's not the only thing that's bigger and better

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

You guys need to get me a tank in Utica too. I thought I was part of the team. #LobsterLivesMatter @krockajl @krockjosh

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

All you #PokemonGO players, there's a Snorlax in the studio. #CatchItWhileYouCan @krockjosh @krockajl

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

It's so hot out, I think my water is starting to boil.

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@krockjosh would it kill you to get me a couple chalupas and a Mountain Dew Baja Blast next time? #fatlobster

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@CreepyUncPaulie @KrockPaulie should I change my name then

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@krockajl @BrentAxeMedia I'm a lobster for Christ sakes and I enjoyed Brent immensely

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@foryzzle @krockajl how about someone inventing Lobsterlot? I could knock back a few. #lobstermerlot

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@drinkinrussian @CreepyUncPaulie @krockjosh I'm growing as fast as Josh's liver

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@krockjosh those aren't my claws, those are my blue balls. What's a lobster gotta do to get some tail? #lobsterpuns

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@drinkinrussian @krockjosh SONOFABITCH!!! That was Carl damn you!!

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@Followlilred @redlobster @krockjosh @KROCKCNY #DontEatSeaFood spare my friends

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@foryzzle @krockjosh this lobsters got game!!

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@krockjosh @foryzzle I like her. She speaks the truth, she quite the looker too. #LobsterFlirt

[KrockLobsterJohnson @JohnsonKrock]

@drinkinrussian @krockjosh shut your damn mouth. I'm a lookin lobster, not an eatin lobster