Octavio CFC

Defending and supporting the biggest club in London. @chelsea fc. Dm for Ads, promotions etc

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@UTDTrey Mason Mount epl g/a 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🔴 1 goal, 1 asist- 2023/24
🔴1goal, 0 assist- 2024/25

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Mazda owners have suffered another emotional attack.

Apparently a man entered his Mazda, ready for a normal morning drive, maybe thinking about fuel prices, traffic, and why life is always asking for money… only to look at the AC vent and find a snake chilling there like it pays insurance.

Imagine starting your car, putting AC on level 2, then the dashboard decides to introduce you to wildlife.

At that point, hiyo si Mazda tena. That is a mobile snake park with alloy rims.
The snake was not even panicking. It was just there looking at the owner like, “Boss, leo tunaenda wapi?”

And you know the worst part? Cars have so many hiding spots. Once it disappears into the dashboard, you can’t even negotiate. You just stand outside with the keys in your hand calling mechanics, pastors, exorcists, KWS, and that one uncle who claims he knows everything.

Also, watu wa park and chill, please let us be careful. Kuna places unaenda kupark kwa grass, bushes, farms, quiet corners, unafungua doors, unaweka music, unaanza kuenjoy life… kumbe kuna passenger mwingine ameingia bila booking.
Especially cars with those soft woolen carpets/floors. Hizo ni bedsitter kwa snake. Warm, soft, private, no landlord, no deposit. Plastic/rubber floor mats at least look less inviting, but woolen floor? Hiyo ni Airbnb ya reptile.

From today, before I start any car, I’m checking the AC vents, glove box, under the seats, boot, floor mats, and emotional atmosphere of the vehicle.
Because Nairobi has already given us enough problems. We cannot add dashboard snakes to the list.

Anyway, at Go-Wheels, we give you clean, well-checked cars for self-drive, chauffeured rides, airport transfers, and road trips. Wildlife should be experienced in parks, not from the AC vent.

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@kemunto_22 @Maryian96 Nyasaone😂😂😂

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

Just back after a long break but wtf is going on with Chelsea.

[ETHAN🌋 @Ethancfc7_]

You'd never guessed what happened next 😂😂😂

[ETHAN🌋 @Ethancfc7_]

My Son : Dad who is prime countinho

Me : 🥹🥹

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

Just heal @Carra23 😂😂😅 lavia and Caicedo are Chelsea players for the next 10yrs 😉

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

110M is a big price for #Caicedo but Liverpool had to pay big as clubs knew they were desperate.

But signing two top young players for 145M & selling two of your older players for 52M is great business!

[Chelsea Heritage @BluesHeritage]

VVD, when it is time to live up to the "Best Defender" hype!

😆

[ETHAN🌋 @Ethancfc7_]

Wait so in your mind na , you think this is a Human being , you think this is Normal??? 😒😒😒

CAICEDO IS A BEAST 😤😤

[All About Chelsea @TheChelseaFcGuy]

We’ve beaten Liverpool, PSG. Barcelona is next to feel the wrath of the world champions! Chelsea💙💪

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@OliviaBuzaglo @Carra23 Tag me when he responds 🤣🤣🤣

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

A test of their own medicine. Hold that last minute lose @LFC 😜😅

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

How is it going so far😂😂

[𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐞 @Lfc_samie]

Today we show Caicedo there’s more to football than kicking shins

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@Thechelseafcguy 😂😂😂

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@Thechelseafcguy 😂😂😂😂

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

At this rate, Barcelona could have fielded 14 players against PSG 😅😅😅 how can they lament about missing players when most of them aren't starters!

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

While PSG were missing key players in yesterday's win over Barcelona, Hansi Flick was also missing important pieces to his starting 11 due to injury.

Including Raphinha, Fermin Lopez, Gavi and Joan Garcia among others. 🤕

[Third Eye 👁 @Odhiambo_Brian1]

Teams to Pay Ksh 18,500 Each for Play-Off Matches to Decide Promotion Slots

Each of the four teams vying for the two remaining promotion slots will pay Ksh 18,500 to cover match-day logistics for the play-off fixtures scheduled for Sunday, October 5, 2025.

The Local Competitions Committee (LCC) directed that the amount be submitted by Friday, October 3, 2025.

The payment will cater for referees’ fees (Ksh 5,000 per team), venue preparation (Ksh 5,000 per team), coordination (Ksh 5,000 per team), security (Ksh 2,000 per team), and ball boys (Ksh 1,500 per team).

The two play-off matches will feature the teams that finished third in their respective zones:

Zone A: Pizzam FC
Zone B: RVNP FC
Zone C: Amani Youth FC
Zone D: Bomachoge Borabu FC

Match Schedule – Sunday, October 5, 2025

Pizzam FC vs RVNP FC at The Gardens, NVS– 1:00 PM
Bomachoge Borabu FC vs Amani Youth FC at Kendu Muslim Ground– 1:00 PM

The winners of these two encounters will secure the final promotion slots.

#FootballKE

[ETHAN🌋 @Ethancfc7_]

GUYS WE DID IT , 5K FOLLOWERS WOULDN'T HAVE MADE WITHOUT YOU GUYS THANKS YOU SO MUCH

SPECIAL THANKS TO
@JuanHeart2016
@TheChelseaForum
@Varticoo
@PeakSxnti

Dey really helped me a lot 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Next up 6k

[Chelsea Heritage @BluesHeritage]

Reporter (to Nuno Mendez): Lamine Yamal or Mali Gusto who would you rather face?

Nuno Mendez: Lamine Yamal, any day! That Gusto guy almost ended my life!

Source: @caz_sm0rs

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@OAN_FPL @DoubleTee0203 @CFC_OBED Ok🤗

[Octavio CFC @JohnsonOctavio2]

@OAN_FPL @DoubleTee0203 @CFC_OBED Relax bro😅😅😅 I'm a victim on this your game but all is well😉