Everyone's looking for the next AI agent.
Almost nobody knows you can buy a business making $700k/year with an SBA loan the same way you would a house...
Here are 9 for sale this week (& where to buy them on our software):
1. Equipment rental
Your government will cheerfully let you:
- Drink until your liver waves a white flag
- Smoke forty a day for fifty years
- Inhale a kebab at 3am with a fistful of chips and a fizzy drink the colour of antifreeze
- Eat ultra-processed gunge until you're diabetic at thirty-four
- Swallow pills with a side-effects leaflet folded like a road map
- Get inked by a bloke called Spider in a garage that smells of Dettol and regret
- Hurl yourself out of a perfectly good aeroplane
- Climb a frozen mountain that kills experienced men every year
- Pay good money to swim with sharks
But there is one substance so dangerous, so reckless, that a grown adult cannot be trusted with it:
- Milk. From a healthy cow. On a clean farm. The next village over.
They'll wave you onto the skydive and the shark cage, then step in to save you from a glass of the stuff your great-grandparents drank every single morning of their lives.
Funny, that.
HOLY SHIZZLES!
🚨 SEC. Lutnick says Donald Trump’s Goal is to have ZERO Taxes for anyone making less than $150,000 per Year — Force Countries to pay a Membership Fee to sell in America
• President Trumps goal is to have external revenue taxes.. not internal taxation on its citizens
—— “People are so use to paying taxes, it’s like we have Stockholm syndrome…”
BAM 💥
FOLLOW @John17thletter_ THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING
If you stole 1 trillion from Elon Musk you could fund the federal government for 50 days. It's not a tax the rich problem. It's a government spending problem.
The affordable American truck is coming back.
Reservations are now open for the REO Runabout.
Target Specs:
-$21,500~
-4-cylinder gas engine
-Manual & automatic transmission
-Body-on-frame
-Mechanical 4WD
-600+ mile tank
-Texas built
Reserve for $25.
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Back in 2009 when SpaceX had not built a hangar yet, the engineers and technicians would work on the rocket in open, exposed, on the hangar's foundation.
A bunch of ULA employees would drive across the road, stop at the fence and laugh and shout mocking comments at them.
Today, ULA's launch pad was demolished to make way for SpaceX's new launch pad.
Everyone loves the 'Can Tiny SpaceX Rock Boeing ?" headline, but can we talk about how Starlink and Starshield have actually changed Milspace by enabling net-centric warfare for real?
Elon Musk’s wealth is in shares, not a checking account. Force a tax like that and he has to sell stock, the company loses value, thousands of employees lose their jobs, and the government still doesn’t get anywhere close to what you’re promising. This take is what happens when you’ve never run a business in your life.
Activist: "Every cow adds carbon to the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Only if you keep building more cows."
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "A stable herd is carbon neutral. The methane a cow breathes out breaks down in about twelve years, back into the same CO2 the grass pulled from the air last summer."
Activist: "But it's still an emission."
Farmer: "It's a loop. Air to grass to cow to methane to air. Then the grass takes it back and round we go."
Activist: "That's not how it works."
Farmer: "That's the biogenic carbon cycle working exactly as advertised."
Activist: "I've never heard of it."
Farmer: "Funny, that. There's no money in telling people the cow was fine all along."
Activist: "You're inventing this."
Farmer: "It's in the journals. 'Biogenic carbon cycle.' I'll be in the bottom field when you've read it."