Stern Johnson

I’m Stern Johnson.

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Tarnation

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Crazy day to be a patriot...I just don’t know anymore... (sigh)
*sips Redds Hard Apple*

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Global warming is made up by the gays to steal my freedom !

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Best Advent calendar yet

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

$0 for that prostitute last Thursday. #15minutesis15minutes

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Senate Republican plan:

- $29,400,000,000 for the Pentagon
- $0 for hazard pay
- $0 for nutrition assistance
- $0 for the uninsured/under-insured
- $0 for the Postal Service
- $0 for state and local governments
- 100% deduction for three-martini CEO lunches

What a disaster.

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Bernie go away!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We must change our priorities. Add your name to say you support a 10% cut in annual Pentagon spending to allow for investments in jobs, education, health care and poverty reduction in America’s most vulnerable communities. https://t.co/SeIu7WM5Ml

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

https://t.co/G1ornJ6Eyk

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Amen brother

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

@KKlouDDN9ne No, I��m talking about Olive Garden.

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

I couldn’t agree more. Your aren’t a real man till you are at least 50k in credit card debt to Olive Garden!

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Today I was mowing the lawn and I thought, why?

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

I’ve been waking up in the middle of night. I hear russles in the dark. Whispers of my past transgressions. Feathers in the hallway. All the animals I have eaten have come back to haunt me. #newvegan #normal #forgivemefatherforIhaveeatenmeat

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Can’t believe I’ve been eating the Old Timey burger at Chili’s for so long! My life has been so clear since I gave up meat 8 hours ago! #vegansavedme #iranoverasquirrelandhadanepiphany #chilis

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Don’t be Jelly of Kelly! She’s bringing home the bacon. #fatstacks

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

I’m fucking vegan baby!
#Cucumber

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

The Police have a shittier job than that time pa paid me to scoop cow manure all summer.

[Consulting @GL0BALSETT]

Now here you have it #CentralParkKaren verbally abusing #NYPD Officers during the #GeorgeFloyd #NewYorkCityProtest #Shameless #stayalerstayalive #LawEnforcement #Police #Minneapolisprotests #MinneapolisUprising

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Who knew donating 1Mil to a super pac was a get out of jail free card. I wish my problems went away like that. #jellyloeffler

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Unreal. Bill Barr’s DOJ has dropped its insider trading investigations into Kelly Loeffler and other Senators. No charges will be filed. https://t.co/IqziOx4LiM

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

@dananas9 Lolol

[Stern Johnson @JohnsonStern]

Alls I’m sayin is it’s called QURANtine!
#CoronavirusLockdown #keepyoureyesopen #hummus