Johnson 🥷

Starin through my rearview 💯
VADDICT FOR LIFE 🧬🥷

[Johnson 🥷 @Johnson_Vado]

Hardest verse in the history of AFROBEAT 😮‍💨
@KizzDaniel

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

My Barcelona team was lucky to win everything — Messi.

[Yellow Nurse 💉 @__YellowJacobs]

Ebola ke😂

Forget oath, Nobody is dying for anybody this time oh😂😂
I Have a family waiting for me at home

[Philip Nop🔥 @nopviral]

*Woman brought Laserfever
*Woman brought Ebola
*Woman brought HIV 😭

E don reach when we men go call on God 🙌

[Jay @Jayjlks]

Be careful Ebola is in the country but I can’t give you that,I can give you a gbola sha

[ELI @Elishabenson_]

Ebola to Nigerians

[Johnson 🥷 @Johnson_Vado]

@BadboysDiary No be lie, dem plenty

[Johnson 🥷 @Johnson_Vado]

Girls dey wo

[Emmanuella Harold @nuellaharold]

woke up on the good side of the bed today 🙂‍↕️💕

[Johnson 🥷 @Johnson_Vado]

One Dollar 🎶

[Akshay Dawra @IronSage_]

According to a study, if you ask these 36 questions to a girl, you can make her fall in love.

Here are the 36 questions:

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

LEARN HOW TO FLIRT

1. Statements, not questions (cold reading her)

Instead of asking boring stuff like “What do you do?”, make bold, fun observations about her.

Examples:

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[99 Majik @99Majik]

Next time you cash out. Don’t waste the fucking money again

[Sabinus @Sabinus1_]

Abeg where I fit buy Bole and fish for this Como stadium? I don stand for gate since 12pm dey wait make dem open gate 🤣

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i always feel sleepy except when i actually want to sleep

[Duke @Heis_Duke]

women are so quick to move on these days
once they find out you don't have money, they're gone. why?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Money will come. Just don't die

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

"situationship" and it's just someone who dgaf about you

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season.

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

Having a man who believes in you, supports your dreams, celebrates your little wins, and reminds you that you’re never alone is a huge blessing.

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Just reconnected with one of my talking stages from 2024 and he said he’s been keeping himself for me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

Men no longer know how to fight for a woman once she’s gone. The art of begging her back is dead, and it’s a shame.