Caleb Johnston

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[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

I love having zillow, watching these boomers who bought a house in the 70s for a firm handshake asking 400k plus on a house they have done zero to and just let it decay with em 👌🏻

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

If you wear gruntstyle or any of those military type shirts and weren't in the military. You are weird. Stop. If you were in the servic, you were a POG I don't make the rules. 🫡🤷🏻‍♂️

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

People see me mean mugging with my ear buds in and probably think I'm listening to some metal shit.

what's in my head phones: https://t.co/lL7DH4ZiFw

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

The people that are worried about TikTok selling their data are the same people that give their social security number to these random websites to see what type of apple they would be to post on their pages.

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

@itsJesslyn No sorry come back later 🙋🏻‍♂️

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

This shit makes me so fucking mad. This 25 year old man is not a fucking kid. Instead of saying he's a kid of Gen Z we should raise him up because he isn't some senile white fuckhead that's been in office since the drinking fountains were seperated.
https://t.co/KmWffLjjUg

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

@itsJesslyn With the newest addition of panic attacks arising out of no where she says....... focus on the breathing exercises..... 😎🙌

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Talking to VA therapist about stress management and how to control my irritability and aggression.

Therapist: Have you tried taking a deep breath?

Me:

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Dear government,
Instead if taking human rights away can we please standardize headlights. I am tired of getting x-rays through my skull.
Thanks 🤙🏻

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

If I hear that stranger things song one more time I promise i will run up that hill to swap places with a dead person

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

So like sure we can live on Mars that's cool.... but that's like starting a new minecraft world... we would be back to the start! Like we have no machines or farms or anything!!

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

@itsJesslyn Dine-ah 😎👌

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Medina... can we please finish one construction first before we do another one!? Or atleast don't have some sort of construction on the literal 2 roads that go to the highway 🙃

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

"SoLdIeRs FiGhT fOR YouR FrEeDom!" -as freedom is actively being taken away

-thanks for the reminder that my time was wasted👌

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Another court case that was publicized and broadcasted live for days! I don't care about this I wanted that Epstein's girls case publicized! Let us know who these people are!!!!

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Me: *let's a lil toot out while Reiley is in the bathroom getting ready for bed*
Reiley: "It smells like thanksgiving dinner" 😂

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

Be careful y'all this Omicron variant looks deadly!! 💀 #OmicronVariant

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

@Donnie_Trimm But how will people know to thank me for my service though!! 😭😭😭

[Caleb Johnston @JohnstonCaleb]

To change my profile picture to an old army picture when I was hella skinny and fresh in the army so people thank me for my service or not.... 🤔