John Patten

I listen to podcasts, watch movies, and sometimes eat coleslaw.

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

@craigengler Exorcist 3

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Listening to Cooper say the cellar is safe knowing how the movie ends… #TheLastDriveIn

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

My dumb ass would have tripped over the fuel-soaked chair and burned the house down. #TheLastDriveIn

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Night of the Living Dead! Woooo!!!! #TheLastDriveIn

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

I love the Texas Chainsaw twirl so fucking much >>>

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

The latest episode of #GeekTawk might contain a sentence that has never before been spoken.

“We shouldn’t be killing raccoons to make sex toys.” - @therealjoebob

@kinky_horror

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Awesome kills, crazy plot, a dash of nekkidness and an even more crazed Anthony Perkins.
Just too cool not to throw out into the universe

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Now I know Psycho is universally lauded as a classic and all, but I watched Psycho II for the first time yesterday and wow… I can’t believe I put it off for as long as I did.

It would be perfect for a future episode of #LastDriveIn @therealjoebob @kinky_horror @Shudder

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

But why is this so accurate @simoncholland ?!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The protection of our public lands must not become a pendulum that swings back and forth depending on who is in office.

This is not a partisan issue.

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

Oh no! Did someone get addicted to Facebook and Instagram?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Facebook and Instagram go mysteriously offline and, for one shining day, the world becomes a healthier place.

#facebookdown

[its legal for you to follow porksweats.bsky.social @porksweats1]

in england they dont have i can't believe it's not butter

they're got oy what's all this then? innit butter?

[Kristin Nicole @kristinpatt10]

(About to leave the house and go outside where it’s 100,000 degrees.)
Me - “Hey, while you’re changing her diaper can you change her into something cooler?”
@JohntothePatten - “Oooohhh like a Spider Man shirt.”

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Roger Corman night on #TheLastDriveIn was awesome! Little Shop of Horrors is a personal favorite of mine! @therealjoebob @kinky_horror #FeedMe

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

@kinky_horror The Last Man on Earth! Another awesome movie in the public domain.

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

American zombies are like our trains: Slower than the ones in Korea. #TheLastDriveIn @kinky_horror @therealjoebob

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

Yep, there’s the whangdoodle. #TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob @kinky_horror

[John Patten @JohntothePatten]

I usually don’t try to make #TheLastDriveIn predictions, so I’ll just say it to get it out in the universe. The world needs Cheddar Goblin cosplay from @kinky_horror . @therealjoebob

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Congrats to Bryson for shooting even par 67 today