John G. Willikers

Hopeful KA Pre-bid, Due West SC, MAGA Enthusiast, Nicknamed “The Big Biscuit”, Belly Fettish, Mentor to the children, Avid Skamala hater

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

@claytonbigs21 Yeah my hair fluffy

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Type of kid to write his grad school essay on how not getting a bid allowed him to discover the true meaning of life #Gulp #Jerz🤙

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Yall think he got his boy to makeout with his hat too try to flex on em? #Theladiesgonnalovethis #Pussygoblin

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Just go ahead and give me my KA prebid already. Oh and did I mention that widespread panic is my favorite band?

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Fiji Prebid

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

I love you so much Ace Buckner you are the epitome of Black Excellence. Fuck you again Dillon Hunter

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

I hate you so much Dillion Hunter I hope Brownell revokes your ROAR privileges so you can’t dabble with slightly overweight blonde white trash freshman bridge girls. Sorry Buddy, Mikayla from Batesburg-Leesville only wants the Schiefflin Stallion #LANK

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Something to take the edge off. I’m such an Aesthetic Artsy Fag

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Herrroooo Retts Goo Duke Bruuu Deverrrs #CooooprrFrrraaaggg

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Drake Maye, I am not pleased with your performance.

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Where is ICE when you need them #FadeBadBunny

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

The ORDER is everywhere. #Expand #Thatspanicman

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Yea I’m a member of the PI KAPPA ALPHA Fraternity. How’d you know? #Touse

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Pete Golding so fat he probably can’t see his dick when he takes an #Olepiss

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Thank you MLK #Iplayedfornitetodaytoo

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Triple collar and double quarter zip on this lovely morning. Yeah, I’m performative. #Wheremymatcha

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Down syndrome kid just came up to me and said “Haha Better luck next year” after the jags lost.” What has my life become

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Saw that the rizzler was at the jags game today. Swore the lil runt was going to use his godfather black magic to curse the Bills. He did not… Kick rocks and go chow down another chicken bake you dirty little piggy. Oink Oink.

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

The packers choked more than this tridelt did on my Johnson. #Rizz

[John G. Willikers @Johnwillikers79]

Yeah, yall think you know how good KA parents weekend is? No, you really don’t. Back in ‘89, saw gramps rippin a line or two off of some Zeta freshman’s rack. It was his first time. Gramps died 2 weeks later because he OD’d off snow. Fucking loser pussless soul #Fade