Small Balls

carpenter, Comedian and exaggerating twat.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

People are often critical of Victoria Beckham but to see this outpouring of emotion here from her as England scores a goal shows her deep connection with both football and the team.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

England’s media love creating a crisis, they absolutely live for it and this morning, instead of celebrating reaching a World Cup Semi-Final, we’re talking about Tuchel & Bellingham’s interviews.

This video explains why I’m so pissed off by it.

https://t.co/1sZKzxedxd

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@JonesvilleAL @ThatCheerMomOfX Voluntarily?

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@ThatCheerMomOfX Blimey, take solice in the fact I've just started following you! You will gain fuck all from my following of sex bots, but be patient love.

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@samthelion79 I'm about 9000 away!
But I'm a bell end! Just goes to show doesn't it?

[LONE🐺WOLF @TheLoneWolfonX]

https://t.co/jUudS6u3Cg

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@ZOrtiz9919 Not heard that saying in fucking years!

Cheers love x

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@ojessie__ Yes indeed! The last x i spoke about wasn't a nice human!

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@matt_hendo12 Blimey! https://t.co/x8wUIb3ecY

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@WelsbyElton None of the three stole sausages too!

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@charl0906 I was checking your profile, completely unaware I pressed mine!

I thought shit! We have alot in common. 😂

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@iamtylertnt Swings and roundabouts fella, maybe take some Asprin.

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@SOTUWithAlexi @AlexiLalas Dude, I thought you were Bill Burr! When did you shave it off?

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@CBSSportsGolazo @MikeGrella10 After listening to this, my algorithms changed to cock rings

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@SeanT6352944 Yeah soft cell didn't
amount to much, fucking nob jockey.

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@drummergirl2000 @SciFiArchives @Dickwith2dogs It looks like a portable air conditioning unit!

[Small Balls @JohnySmallballs]

@JonesvilleAL Its the only taut thing on my body!