Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson

Former green beret, God bless our troops 🇺🇸. I love beer 🍺, the bible ✝️ and walking my shepard Nolan.

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

@AdamMugatu53 Throw in Granville +7.5 and we got a deal

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

Yeah let’s install enough treadmills and stairmasters to create a global energy crisis but put in 2 chest fly machines #ShrinkCampusGyms

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Getting carded by a smoking hot bartender at Gypsy's in DeBary, Fla. "I only want a club soda!"

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

@Marcusbookling did you catch this at Midway last night? I know you were there but you may have been too focused on lurking on freshman to notice

[John “Big J” McHavelchuk @BigJHavin]

Young Sheldon in the bar? Yeah we have to #expand that

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

punishment from god that violent nonverbal autistic kids are also like 6’2 250 by the time they’re 12. Every one of those vids the mom is like Jonah is having an episode and phone turns and its a D1 lineman in a Deadpool shirt putting his whole head through the pantry door

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Catholic all girls school. Automatic. Still is.

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

Happy birthday @Casablancas_J! Today should be a national holiday and I will be getting drunk in your honor

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

I got raped at #WelcomeWeek2026

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

@AdamMugatu53 The Jimmy Haslam center for guys who can’t play football good

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

let it go

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

The most going bitch you know is gonna be Nikki from obsession for Halloween this year #CantThinkOfAHashtag

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

@AdamMugatu53 Even a blind squirrel busts a nut every once in a while or whatever they say. Congratulations bud, try not to blow it all on Thai hookers right away!

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

What the fuck happened to Mike Posner? #WhiteBoyAugust

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mama mia...

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

God fucking damn NFL you fucking got me. Yellowjacket legend Haynes King just got me fired the fuck up over a meaningless preseason game between 2 teams I don’t give a shit about. Fuck I love football! And whores. #AndWhores

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

The hall of fame game is like bringing a 3/10 home from the bar. It’s so exciting when it starts and you’re happy to be there, but all the sudden you wake up in the 4th quarter and although you got your football fix, you wish the game had bigger tits and a smaller waist. #Fuck

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

@AdamMugatu53 I started typing out my response but decided it needed a tweet of its own so please refer to my timeline Adam. Thanks!

[Timothy “Road Dome” Johnson @JohsnonTimothy]

Every fluffy haired little twink in And1 shorts and fake ass dunks who says “Tavon Austin highlights is crazy ball knowledge” would have a heart attack after I put on 2015 browns Travis Benjamin highlights #ShrinkTheGame

[Keon Ellis burner @KeonEllisBurner]

Putting Tavon Austin highlights on is a sign you dont have deep ball knowledge

[Dan @DSmythTheMyth18]

*Watches Jayden Fielding kick once*