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Too much bullshit. Not enough fuck you. For everyone who's swallowed enough shit. Spite loves company. 🖕

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@quietforgelab Hell yeah. Privacy’s already dead. Might as well get some help finding the message I forgot to reply to.

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@Benny293692 Being broke isn’t evil. It’s exhausting. There’s a difference there too.

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@karsenswins You’ve consolidated your time wasting. That’s efficiency 😂

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@o_07am Wait, didn’t you just go to bed like an hour ago? That’s a nap 😂

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@Qazeem48515 "Suspicious" and "yes" are two very different answers 😂 Now I’m even more suspicious.

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@Zeethecreator0 Hot take or just blaming women for every marriage that didn’t work out?

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@HeyAliux Whoever owns the company. But "the same work" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Who’s checking it and fixing it when it’s wrong?

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@itskamrankhan It’s already happening. The company I work at used to hire multiple junior devs every year. We haven’t hired one in over a year. Where are future senior devs supposed to get their start?

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@ayo_endowed That sounds like something my last stalker would ask 😂

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@briandecoded Instructions unclear. Am I supposed to go hard on AI or my girlfriend?

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@eveforamerica If everything around you is acting up… have you tried turning yourself off and back on again? 😂

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@Qazeem48515 That’s exactly why I’m suspicious. You’re asking for a yes before telling me the question 😂

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@loveleesfinance Retirement. Please. Eventually.

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@ETXFarmLife Then it asks "Are you still watching?" Neither of us knows, Apple.

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@realhisaacbrown Everybody is still building and talking to people about it. Apparently we missed the funeral.

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@0xk9n_ Club Spite, a place to vent about everyday annoyances and find people who get it. Website, browser extensions, eventually a mobile app. Appreciate the tip on hashtags.

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We live in a cul-de-sac and order delivery a lot. Our address is on the mailbox, both sides of the driveway, above the garage AND on the door.

Still a coin toss whether it lands here or at a neighbor’s.

I get you’re in a hurry, but what more do we need to build? A runway?

#doordash #grubhub

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@LostInPages_1 Yeah. If we’re splitting the bills, we’re splitting the chores. Nobody gets a financial partner and a free housekeeper.

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@kirtandopamine Depends what “your thing” is. In some places that’s a business skill, in others it’s a criminal charge 😂

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@ckatalyst_ What’s this based on? You can’t just assign guilt by gender and call it wisdom.

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@MaryJoannn1 That “No” to switching it off 😂 You know the solution, you just don’t like it. Relatable.