you need to be keymaxxing. you need to be accumulating keys. your belt needs to be jingling whenever you walk into a room. having many keys shows you have exclusive access to many places. the sound of keys jangling is attractive to the opposite sex. your keyring needs to be huge.
I’m only mad about the Blink 182 thing because I legit have a house that’s falling down around me that I can’t afford to fix and they are millionaires who don’t even acknowledge the people they’re ripping off.