JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️

The official ✨spicy✨ and shitposting twitter for @JOJOsaysbreee

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

1 like = 1 incel crying 💕

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

Twitch is actually breaking my heart and idk what else to do for help. So I’m asking social media to do their thing here. Not for me, but for my community and for the memory of my friend.

‼️LONG POST‼️
In November, I did a full month subathon for my 5 year Partnerversary. During that subathon we SMASHED our all time highest sub count, raising it from 5200 to 6600+. During said subathon, one of my best friends (and moderators), @TenuousLight, personally gifted 900+ subs to ensure we got as many new emote slots as we could before the subs started dropping off.

Also happening at that same time, Twitch’s BIG issue of displaying incorrect sub counts in their dashboards. This also went on for WEEKS and it started happening a few days after I started my subathon. Due to knowing the sub counts were showing as incorrect, but the API still pulling the correct sub counts, I started downloading the sub count CSV files every time we crossed a new threshold for a new emote. I knew I would need records of reaching these goals if the automated emote unlocking system didn’t unlock an emote even if we passed the threshold.

Of course, my subathon ended and the sub counts were still broken. My 6600 sub point emote slot remained locked because their system was inaccurate, showing nearly 90 less subs than I actually had. I filed a support ticket with Partner @TwitchSupport and was met with AI responses about all kinds of stuff, and it never answered my questions. This went on for weeks.

January 4th, my community and I learned that Tenuous passed away suddenly and unexpectedly on NYE. We’ve been devastated by this news and grieving for two straight months now. What makes it even worse is knowing his last huge support to me is not being acknowledged by Twitch. So I started filing for support help again.

I was met with more AI responses and bullshit. Telling me how to get Plus Program (which I have) and how to use Twitch Alerts for more emote slots (already do). I started just all caps screaming in the replies. Crying and losing sleep over this shitstorm of a situation. Then 2 days ago, a human finally replies?!

They proceed to tell me that not only can they NOT manually unlock emotes because the system is “fully automated” but that even if they could, they don’t have the data from that far back (and they used the wrong date and said April when it was November??) or it would take too many resources to find - implying that me and my issue are not worth their time.

I explain that I have the CSV files from all my sub goals that month. They reply saying they cannot even use them. They tell me their own files that they provide to us are useless to their own engineering team. Which I find incredibly hard to believe.

So I then ask FIRMLY, why they can’t escalate this and do anything to help me? Tenuous literally had given over 4k subs in my channel alone, all he did was support streamers and give their platform money. They don’t care, they just tell me they can’t help me anymore and close my case.

I’m so sick of this shit. I shouldn’t have had to fight for weeks to talk to a REAL PERSON as a Twitch Partner, and then they basically tell me that me and my dead best friend’s money are not worth their time. Like, is this really how we wanna treat the people keeping the platform afloat?

Absolutely egregious.
DO FUCKING BETTER @Twitch

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

that deranged fucking dude is not only STILL posting about me 3 days later (obsessed) but now he’s also talking shit about my kids.

he’s also been pulling me up on his Kick streams and harassing me while live, can he catch a ban over there pls @kick?

go report everything he’s ever done ❤️
@/ohitslaz

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

Please just report this guy into oblivion lmao.
He is a very creepy old guy who made it a point to call my twin daughters ugly on their 9th birthday because he’s been stalking my streams and content.

Report his Twitter, Twitch and Kick all for harassment. I’m begging you. I am going to get a cease and desist in place as soon as possible as well.

What an absolutely deranged and delusional individual. People like this don’t deserve to walk free amongst normal people.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

my OF has been inactive for many months now and will be officially shut down as of February. I am not accepting any commissions nor will I send you anything if you try to subscribe.

it’s been fun boys 🫡

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

i hate my body right now but i will never let my kids see that because i have a realistic body for a woman with 3 kids and they need that realism in their lives. imma show my mombod any chance i get.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@UrgentResurgent I only came to this account to make sure you didn’t see it also and gave you an option to discuss it like a mature adult but you dont want to.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@UrgentResurgent You misunderstood the entire thing I was explaining and kept getting more aggressive so I was done speaking with you. If you’d like to speak like an adult privately, i’m down.

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

@SweeetTails Tails! I���d love to collab! I posted in your discord last week in your messages for hills chat if you wanna read about me and my story. I’d play anything you want and it would be so fun. We are both very loud and chaotic people so we would vibe so well!

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@Toastybird_ @JOJOsaysbreee there’s a difference between forgetting something and being so swamped and busy you have no time for it.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@Ghosts_twitch @JOJOsaysbreee I made a joke and you blocked me lol calm down lad. And no, none of them are called gauges. There are tunnels and plugs. Period.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@zon2721 the discount is for new and returning subs 👀

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@Thalamic__ yeah if you put the link at all they snag it

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

goodnight, bitches 🌙✨

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

don’t you just wanna pinch my cheeks? 😇

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@iCharleyJo wrong account, but idk. naked jojo agrees.

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@iCharleyJo a shitty politician using a bigger platform to spew their shit. can’t wait to go get banned over there

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

Soooooo what about all the whores on Twitch showing their body to young kids? Are none of these big twitch creators gunna talk about that?

[JOJO but bored 🤷‍♀️ @JojoLewds]

@Tylergr43717222 @xgothiccumslutx sorry this is old, this bundle isn’t available anymore but i do have similar photos available now. Usually my photos are $10 a piece.