Jojo Rose

My name is Joanna. I go by Jojo.

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My son just discovered the original #magicschoolbus show, which means I just now realized as an adult that one of my favorite characters as a kid was voiced by #LilyTomlin. 🤯 Love her even more now. I also feel like her #GraceAndFrankie character would have taken that job too.

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Unnecessary things that once in a while end up seeming totally worth it : heated toilet seats. #Snowstorm #Elliott #BrokenFurnace

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My husband needs to go take a class on “How to talk to your wife when she’s very pregnant.” Because he’s at risk of not having a wife when this baby arrives. (I type this as he’s teaching our 2yo how to “moan & groan like Mama when she walks.”)

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You know your fake rock with the spare house key hidden in it isn’t very discreet when your 2 year old picks it out and pops out the key the first day it’s placed.

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Nothing moves slower than my #husband when I say “hurry, hurry, hurry - there’s a huge #spider I need you to kill!” #HurryUp!! #DidYouHearMe!? #AreYouEvenComing?!

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Wait.. why is my coffee chunky? Oh, it’s just some soggy Chex that my son has been sneaking into my mug all morning.

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Well. Just finished bathing my son & cleaning his clothes after he decided it’d be a fun activity to poop in his pants (commando) & squeeze the turds around a bit before communicating to Mama that he needed to poo. What fun thing did your #toddler do today?!

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Some days I’m a mom that sets up a Montessori-inspired, educational activities for my son. Some days, I’m a #mom that lets my child run around naked with shredded cheese stuck to his butt from yesterday’s lunch that I never wiped off his high chair.

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Pregnant hunger texting my husband to bring me home a cheeseburger like…

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Nothing brings out a pregnant lady’s heated, cussing side faster than a idiot tailgating while my baby is in the backseat. #IllPutThatMiddleFingerOfYoursSomewhereYouWontLikeSOFast 🤬

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Unpopular opinion: I don’t want an open concept house. #HGTV Noise travels too much (can’t hear tv over dishwasher), I don’t want to see the contained mess play room from my cozy clean spot in the living room, & I want a family that eats together without watching the tv.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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“Good morning, God!”🙋🏻‍♀️vs “God, it’s morning?!”🤦🏻‍♀️.. choose your perspective.

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@FixingEducation @Mathdragond lol

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Let’s normalize getting a babysitter for the morning. Everyone always gets babysitters at night so they can go out, but let’s me honest - I go to bed 2 hours after my kid anyway. What I need is someone to get up & feed my kid breakfast so I can sleep in. #TiredMom

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this just made my night:
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@BecsLodewyk Lol oh yeah - loves them. Doesn’t digest them and poops them out whole, but still tries to sneak more from my bowls everyday. 🤣

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Trying to enjoy a bowl of Raisin Bran while my son crawls all over me to pick the raisins out really is #parenthood in a nut shell.

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This morning, instead of milk or cream, I put a big scoop of #icecream in my #coffee. That’s right - delicious, double vanilla, creamy ice cream coffee. It was great. You should try it.