Absolute Joke

When I'm not joking and toking, I'm mumbling and bumbling...

[Absolute Joke @JokeAndToke]

The year is 2069, a Twitter Pole decides my fate. 100 million bots vote I should die. I don’t blame them. I’m nothing but an unproductive aging meat bag. My death stopped trending before my corpse turned cold. I am free. I am forgotten. #Death #BestCaseScenario

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@elonmusk is simply autistic and tweeting is his way of stimming #AutismAwareness #elonmusktwitter

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@SBONDetroit @BrianDMcBride @WHCOS You never tweeted anything like this during Trump’s administration, an actual fascist. Curious 🤔

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#vesseloflove

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@tedcruz take note, even an actual cuck defends his wife better than you. #Oscars2022 #willsmithchrisrock #WillSmith

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I stopped myself from cumming today #CancelCulture #CancelCumming

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Take your skin suit off and let your skeleton run around naked

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I wonder what’s the biggest penis shaped object in the universe 🤔

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I just made a direct deposit into my diapey #dumpdollars

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Let’s use human shit as currency from now on. #dumpdollars

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@Mike_Pence is a pink eyed rotting shit filled soulless ancient corpse, attracting flies who die and shit themselves on his head. #VicePresidentialDebate #pinkeyepence #VPDebate2020 #Penceisacorpse

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“@realDonaldTrump is dragging the US into civil war to protect his fragile ego from admitting there’s not enough mouth-breathing Evangelicals in this country willing to ignore his racism in exchange for forcing women to give birth to incest rape babies ” -@JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump takes speed so he can sound racist louder and less coherently” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump is a sloppy fat clown who’s never made an honest dollar in his life, the only thing bigger than his frontass-gut is his debt to Russia” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump is so insecure and feeble minded that his family and staff have to constantly reassure him that he’s a big powerful sexy boi, all while he dumps his diapey full of steamy shit as he watches Fox News and pouts” -@JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump stole from charities, ran a fake university, laundered Russian mob money, cheated on his taxes, sexually harassed and allegedly raped countless women, and lost every dollar and silver spoon that his daddy shoved up his ass” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump shovels chicken tendies down his gullet and rage tweets on his golden toilet about how unfair he’s treated while 200k Americans unnecessarily became corpses.” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump will over compensate for his little mushroom dick with big mushroom clouds” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020

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“@realDonaldTrump is a 74 year old man who paints his face orange and colors his hair blonde, no wonder he can only get laid if he pays for it or rapes” - @JoeBiden #Debate2020