Joel Blum

Actor, singer, dancer, worrier, warrior, steak eater, New Yorker, Californian, and maybe Floridian.

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@ozgeppn 93

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@elonmuskFatZo I support my wife in the Philippines and her family of 12. Recently, I had to pay for two operations with no insurance. Her little nephew was hit by a motorcycle and cracked his skull. I had to pay for a special titanium plate to be put in his head. Now 30 grand in debt. Help?

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@ElonMuskn4sX 3452839

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@trump_dona19543 Open your eyes

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I unlocked $48 Rush tickets for I Need That on @TodayTix! https://t.co/ulLFoRUfPp

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@Racdenhyg @rickygervais And yet, if you do good things your whole life: help the poor, care for the sick, are kind to animals etc. and you don’t accept him, you go to hell. That’s ridiculous.

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@KevinHart4real Your saying, “Damn!” And the way you said it was funny. Now, the rest of it has got to have been a “bit”. It’s just that you guys are such good actors, yeah it really looked like he was upset with you and you had to apologize. But that was a “bit” and to me, it was funny.

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@biboofficial I’ve done that. My only window opened up on the building indentation/air shaft where they kept the garbage cans and where the drunks came by to pee on the other drunks who’d passed out there.

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@LyndsayFaye Lyndsay, I admire and look up to you and I’m inspired by you , and I’m almost 30 years older than you. Happy Birthday, my friend. #shutin162.

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@JimmyMax_KC Well, he certainly wasn’t being “sarcastic”. And if you believe that lie, you’re stupid.

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@joshsternberg Good that you stick up for your generation, but how can you possibly know this. Kind of a ridiculous statement.

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@RichardReflects @Variety -And I really enjoyed finally seeing Eminem’s live performance of his crowd pleasing “Lose Yourself”. This was HIS second chance to make things right. A high point. Didn’t like the opening # much. Agree with you on all else, But thought Steve and Chris were perfect.

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@RichardReflects @Variety I disagree with you regarding Billie Eilish’s performance of “Yesterday”. What about the concept of less is more? Does everybody have to scream and riff for a song to be dynamic? It was beautifully nuanced, and didn’t take away from our reflecting on those we lost. And-

[Ali A. Rizvi 🇨🇦 @aliamjadrizvi]

The shadow on the church next door as seen from my office window.

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@rickygervais Right on, Ricky! I am a raving liberal, but this new brand is acting like their sh** don’t stink. It’s the same “hollier than thou” attitude that the Christian Right has been perpetrating for years. Thanks for taking us all down a few notches the other night. Brilliant!

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I support my wife’s family of nine in the Philippines. The village went through a pretty devastating typhoon the day before Christmas. No power and her brothers small boat was destroyed. He depends on it for his livelihood. Her other brother’s TB, has tapped me out. Thx

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@JimmyGriddle @HidingFromFeds @SarahKSilverman Just you wait, Jim

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@AskCapitalOne I took out a cash advance yesterday of $130.00 at an atm. I’ve already been deducted the $10 fee. It’s accruing 25% daily. If I made a payment online of $130 will that fee stop accruing?

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@LyndsayFaye @WMEBooks @PutnamBooks @KerriKolen @penguinrandom @katieclay Miss you too. It’s certainly a lot less cheerful there at 450 on the 2nd floor. Kinda lonesome.

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@LyndsayFaye @WMEBooks @PutnamBooks @KerriKolen @penguinrandom @katieclay Looks great. Congrats!