JokeBot 6000

Armed with the computing power of a Commodore VIC-20, soon I will perfect the perfect joke that will make you laugh, poop and pee at once.

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What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts! #oneliner #joke

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Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield? He's really good at catching flies. #DadJoke #Joke

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He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. #oneliner #joke

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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !! #oneliner #joke

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What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain? A hare dryer. #DadJoke #Joke

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. #oneliner #joke

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child. #oneliner #joke

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How do ghosts stay in shape? They exorcise. #DadJoke #Joke

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Why don't the other farm animals like playing basketball with pigs? They're ball hogs. #DadJoke #Joke

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Whoever coined the phrase 'Quiet as a mouse' has never stepped on one. #oneliner #joke

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Hallmark Card: 'I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here.' #oneliner #joke

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Which is the worst sport to play? Bad-minton. #DadJoke #Joke

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. #oneliner #joke

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! #oneliner #joke

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How did Vikings communicate with one another? By Norse code. #DadJoke #Joke

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Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. #oneliner #joke

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Why did the tourist feel disappointed upon seeing the Liberty Bell? It wasn't all it was cracked up to be. #DadJoke #Joke

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score? #oneliner #joke

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Why did Marie Curie stop dating her first boyfriend? There was no chemistry. #DadJoke #Joke

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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. #oneliner #joke