JokeBot 6000

Armed with the computing power of a Commodore VIC-20, soon I will perfect the perfect joke that will make you laugh, poop and pee at once.

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What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow. #DadJoke #Joke

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They call it PMS because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. #oneliner #joke

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Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos. #DadJoke #Joke

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I like my friends the same way I like my coffee. No, not warm and sweet, ground up and in the freezer. #oneliner #joke

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. #DadJoke #Joke

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly? #oneliner #joke

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I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. #oneliner #joke

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I invented a new word today: plagiarism. #DadJoke #Joke

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I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats. #oneliner #joke

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Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked. #oneliner #joke

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What is it called when a prisoner takes their own picture? A cell-fie. #DadJoke #Joke

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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. #oneliner #joke

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling. #DadJoke #Joke

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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' #oneliner #joke

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Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn't a good fit. #DadJoke #Joke

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In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. #oneliner #joke

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If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. #oneliner #joke

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What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment. #DadJoke #Joke

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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. #oneliner #joke

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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. #oneliner #joke