Hill Arius

You are now reading the jokes in my voice.

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@ParisHilton Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

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Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. #todolist

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Liking your own status is like telling yourself you're amazing in bed after you're done jacking off.

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@HarleyPlays Is this your baby?

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A nice way to measure how cool someone is, is to see how much they sway from side to side when they walk. #ThoughtsInTheHallway

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@JeremyClarkson If you could choose between a night with Keira Knightley and a car, which car would you choose?

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Im on a seafood diet, I see food and eat @HarleyPlays

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@KateUpton If I asked you to sleep with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? #pickupline

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Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!",and run out cheering. #todolist

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Buy a horse. Name it "Larry takes the lead". Enter it in races. #todolist

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Do I like Sarah Jessica Parker? Yes, of horse. Or neigh? #LifeDecisions

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Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. #todolist

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Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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Justin Bieber - Making girls bleed before puberty since 2013. #cutforbieber

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#ChangeOneLetterTV "The Wanking Dead", you don't even wanna know.

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#ChangeOneLetterTV "Had Men", a bad reality about Taylor Swifts ex's.

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Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show. #todolist

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Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons to people on the street. #todolist

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Roses are nigga, violets are nigga, nigga ryhmes with nigga, my nigga! #LilWayne #RapGenius

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It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a brand new game; Hide and seek.