Eric Tomassi Random

Guilty of independent critical thinking, voracious reading, dishing out bad beats at poker, strategic game playing & scribbling original poems for song writers

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@GodlyNations Judging from your question, you must save a ton of money on birthday presents every year. The greatest enemies of the American people are right here in the USA, corrupt members of government and their ultra-wealthy sponsors.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@mitchellvii Anyone who has to resort to saying "trust me" is never to be trusted. Anyone who believes anything that oozes out of Trump's mouth is a gullible fool who can't tell fact from fiction. You get rich in poker games off of clowns like Mitchell.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@Milajoy Better load up on mouthwash.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@mitchellvii Follow the money. You must save a ton of cash on birthday presents every year.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@Acyn Hannity uttering the words "moral clarity"? C'mon, get serious. Hannity will gag on those words while anyone with functioning eyes and ears will puke on his Trump sneakers while he chokes on his hypocrisy.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@EricLDaugh The USA is overpopulated with inbred morons who get lied to so often it interferes with their already limited ability to think.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@NewswirePatriot Fake Christian. Fake billionaire. Fake proponent of peace. Gotta give Don the Con credit for keeping you fools hooked on his bullshit.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@EricLDaugh The fact that you believe a single word oozing out of Taco's lips speaks volumes about how inbreeding has made the space between your ears empty and devoid of thought.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@mattvanswol You must save truckloads of money on birthday presents every year.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@FarmGirlCarrie The amount of money you must save on birthday presents every year is staggering.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@NerdyMom47 You must have stayed up past your bedtime to come up with “fuck the libtards”. Have you ever had an original thought in your entire life or are you just another garden variety inbred moron?

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@NataniaMarshall I'm sure you're eminently qualified to speak for all women. I'm equally sure you save a ton of money on birthday presents every year.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@Adam_FaithfulM And you are the product of thousands of generations of inbreeding, the public health crisis no one ever talks about.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@TruthFairy131 @Shawn65005966 Define "woke". Go ahead, take your time, make it count.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@Shawn65005966 @oliverburdick When your mother birthed you, was she awake? Did she have any children who lived?

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@oliverburdick I'll bet your entire net worth Jesus never called for anyone's religion to stop existing. The world would be a far better place if religious bigotry like yours landed you in jail.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@oliverburdick Is this supposed to be advice or are you just looking for attention?

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@oliverburdick Your brilliant "designer" routed a sewage system through an amusement park.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@IsabellaMDeLuca You must save a mountain of cash on birthday presents every year.

[Eric Tomassi Random @JokeToy77]

@oliverburdick You worship a "god" who wishes curses on humans? Did your mother have any children who lived?