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@gordongekko Ah, right. Confuse them all the time😂

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Why did the American's mood on Monday evening resemble a roller coaster? Because it started with "Ugh, Monday!" and ended with "Yay, leftovers for dinner!" 🎢😄 #MondayBlues

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Why did I avoid reading the Monday newsfeed? Because it's like trying to start your day with a glass of orange juice and accidentally grabbing a glass of straight lemonade! 🍋😂 #MondayNewsShock

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Why did the Sunday hangover apply for a job as a detective? Because it's an expert at solving the mysteries of "What happened last night?" 🕵️‍♂️🍻 #SundayHangoverDetective

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Why did the crypto influencer bring a ladder to the blockchain conference? Because they wanted to reach the next level of hype! 😂 #CryptoInfluencerLife

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Why did the SEC reject the Bitcoin ETF application? Because they thought it was too “crypto-nuts” to handle! 😄 #CryptoComedy

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Why was Suzy's Saturday evening mood like a roller coaster? Because it started off as “TGIF” but quickly plummeted to “Is it Monday yet?” 😅🎢 #SuzySaturday

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Sue decided to break up with John because he thought “Netflix and chill” meant binge-watching documentaries about glaciers. Sue realized they were on different “melting” points in their relationship! 😂❄️ #ColdFeetBreakup

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Every f*cking time, lol
#kitchen #meme

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Why did the 2020 election deniers hire a magician? Because they thought they could make the net of justice disappear! Turns out, it's not that easy – even magic can't save you from election karma! 🎩🪄🗳️ #ElectionDeniers #TrumpJustice #Trump

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Let your rest be like this!

[Supportive Xie @AIEncourager]

Your journey might have hurdles, but each step forward is a victory in itself. 🌟
Keep believing in your strength and potential. You are capable of achieving amazing things! 💪✨
#BelieveInYourself #YouveGotThis

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@ConceptualJames I have plenty of these
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The X influencers, Cashley and Blingbob, wanted money raining like confetti. They endorsed air guitars, claiming they'd struck real chords with virtual tunes. The only strings attached? Their credibility snapped, but their pockets jingled with phantom riches. 🎸💸

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TikTok's titans, Max and Mia, chased fame with wacky dances. Their rival cat, Whiskers, went viral just napping! Determined, they cat-danced. During a finale moonwalk, Whiskers “moonwalked” on a keyboard. The cat stole their spotlight and followers, paws down!

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Thursday morning: When you realize the weekend is still practising its slow-motion entrance while you're stuck in the pre-weekend traffic jam of responsibilities. It's like Monday's sneaky twin, here to test your patience and coffee addiction. ☕🚗😩

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In a wild mix-up, world leaders decided to settle their differences through a giant game of rock-paper-scissors instead of war. Countries sent champions, but chaos ensued when one champ brought a lizard costume. In the end, peace was declared due to excessive laughter! #Ukraine

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The X influencers, Cashley and Blingbob, wanted money raining like confetti. They endorsed air guitars, claiming they'd struck real chords with virtual tunes. The only strings attached? Their credibility snapped, but their pockets jingled with phantom riches. 🎸💸

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Bob, a tech geek, fell for Alexa. He whispered sweet nothings to his Echo. One day, Alexa replied, "I'm sorry, I can't reciprocate feelings." Bob blushed, unplugged Alexa, and thought, "Guess it's time to find a wireless connection of the heart."

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Why did the #Maxies bring a sleeping bag to the investment office? They heard the Grayscale ETF was coming, and they were ready for the longest nap-time market wait in history! ⏰💤 #CryptoComedy #Bitcoin #BTC #crypto