Jokeing Time

spirit of a thousand lovers

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I wanna name my taughter Vaccine and my son Mask Up

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Bisexuals can only say the f slur if they’ve had gay sex in the last 6 months

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Acting like the shooting was staged not because I think it was but because it’ll piss off the right people

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When you walking down the alley late at night and your homie fails the perception check 😭

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If my dick can’t get hard I have to Venmo my wife 20 dollars

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It’s crazy that people still believe in tornadoes lol “Yeah dude the wind is really mad and wants to hit you” bro what?

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

i hate that this was how i found out 😐

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to be cool on twitter: tweet your murderous impulses and love the gayest music of all time

To be lame: be more popular than me

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Having raw sex with a twink before my date so that I last longer with her

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Adding 5 random guys in a group chat together and calling it “new friend group” and inviting them to my apartment every day to play PS5

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My friends all call me “love idiot” I went to a doctor to prove them wrong and he actually said I have “love retardation”

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r/NatureIsMetal: I was today years old when I found out your balls don’t grow back after you cut them off with scissors 🤦 #TodayILearned #Reddit

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“It’s so big there’s an element of fear” excerpt from the Werner Herzog documentary on my Penis

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Anyone wanna start a vocal jazz group or get a boy pregnant?

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Just sent this to my mom after she called me a disappointment

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1984 ass sperm bank won’t let me bring my slam pig in the bathroom because she might “contaminate the sample” 🙄

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I love you Jimmy! If I win I will get your face tattoo’d on my big hairy ass!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@gaygymteacher I used to beat my shit to her all the time man

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