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[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

Every single painting he drops is an instant classic

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

If they are willing to risk everything to stop their release, think about just how bad for them they must be.

[madu 🪷 @dudumoranguinho]

tava cortando cebola com meu gato do lado e dois minutos depois ele está assim me olhando

[RandyGoat 🐐 @RandyGoat]

They don't want you to know what's really going on with Mitch McConnell because they know Kentucky requires a special election to replace a senator and Thomas Massie can swoop in and take that opening.

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My painting of Terry the legend

[, @Zvbear]

This is the Symbiote Spider-Man acting like this

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

People destroying Flock Cameras 📷 all over the place. 👀

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My grandma always said “toodaloo” instead of goodbye because she hated goodbyes. When she passed away we were on our way to bury her ashes in the cemetery and we were stopped at a traffic light. There was a red Pontiac Sunfire in front of us with a license plate that said “toodaloo” on it. I kid you not we all lost our minds and started crying.

[Kasey Helton @KaseyHelton05]

My husband is busting his ass today in a steel mill in 90+ degree heat 60 hours a week all summer long and I’ll be at my job on July 4 at the hospital while you enjoy your holiday you starchy shirted jackass. Tell me we don’t work as hard as you.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[jasminee @siijesss]

i dit it

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Started selling random $2 toy plushies on vinted for $7k each. Put something creepy in the bio.

Pedos think they’re buying children. Really I’m just taking money from pedos. What are they going to do, call the police? 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Trump and Republicans are outraged because the Supreme Court upheld our Constitution.

Think about that for a second.