Jeff Moreau

Don't mind me. I'll just be here. Flying the ship.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Don't worry guys, if @Cdr_Shepard can't save us in the end, we still have Blasto.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

@EDItheAI Don't remind me...

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Had to spend hours at the Alliance requisitions office and literally beg them to put back my leather seat in the Normandy cockpit.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Hey! Check out my new copilot!!

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Need to take the Normandy by one of those planets with the alien cows. Sure, they look weird, but I bet they taste fine.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Gotta go to the bathroom. Who wants to carry me?

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Can somebody grab me something from the fridge? You know, 'cause I'm a cripple and all. And, I don't know, could you get Kelly to feed me?

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Damn it, EDI!

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

EDI keeps moving my chair back and forth when I type to annoy me. Don't know about you, but I dongffdswaaqaaa

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Lesson learned today? Getting a lap dance when you've got Vrolik's syndrome is a very very bad idea.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

This is one of the most advanced ships in the Alliance fleet, and it doesn't have a damn wheelchair? I want to get out and go to Afterlife!

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Yes EDI, I do think using the Normandy's main computer to check my Netflix queue is an appropriate use of the ship's systems.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

There's always more we can upgrade. Like a Jacuzzi. Yeah, the Normandy definitely needs one of those...

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

Pew! Pew! Pew! Ka-BSSSSHHHH!

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

@crlilly1 It could be better, there's always more we can upgrade.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

I don't care what the commander says, if I want to pull the Normandy into a drive through at Wendy's, then that's what I'm gonna do.

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

@KasumiTheThief Hmm, tempting, why don't you bring them to me so the cripple doesn't have to move!

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

@EDItheAI Very funny EDI...

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

@Pepper218 For the record, it is. ;)

[Jeff Moreau @JokerthePilot]

#ImSingleBecause ladies don't like it when your bones break while you're in the sack.